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whats that lassie? ANOTHER INTRO? yeah, hopefully this will be the last one... basically a combination of the other 2 that will hopefully work best...
just for anyone who's keeping track.
1. INT. KITCHEN. DAY
A hand turns a radio dial. Stations change as the dial moves until it stops on a news broadcast.
REPORTER
A recap if you’ve just tuned in, an alien spacecraft has just been discovered. It seems aliens are no longer merely the alcohol-induced hallucinations of hillbillys and scientologists. At this stage the aliens themselves are yet to be identified, making it unclear what their intentions are, be they friendly, hostile, or just on a working holiday.
Cut to:
2. EXT. STREET. DAY
Ms Frankenstein and Thor step into shot.
MS FRANKENSTEIN
Is this it?
THOR (checking a map of the solar system)
Uh, yeah. I think so.
MS FRANKENSTEIN
It didn't look like this in the brochure.
THOR
I'm sorry. Last time I came here was a few thousand years ago, I guess its different now. Too many tourists or something.
MS FRANKENSTEIN
Well it's full of ugly people and smells funny. Lets just go, its not even worth the trouble of destroying.
THOR
Okay, sorry. Lets just try not to draw too much attention to ourselves.
Thor and Ms Frankenstein walk along the street. Suddenly a person wearing paranoia gear and carrying a book that reads “Aliens are Everywhere and they want your Precious Brain Juice” spots the two. The person freezes and points silently in terror.
THOR
Oh man... It, its not what it looks like... oh fuck it.
Thor takes out his nuclear death ray and points it at the paranoid person. The image fades to white, then fades from white to reveal the person is no longer there. Similar shots convey the same process occurring everywhere.
just for anyone who's keeping track.
1. INT. KITCHEN. DAY
A hand turns a radio dial. Stations change as the dial moves until it stops on a news broadcast.
REPORTER
A recap if you’ve just tuned in, an alien spacecraft has just been discovered. It seems aliens are no longer merely the alcohol-induced hallucinations of hillbillys and scientologists. At this stage the aliens themselves are yet to be identified, making it unclear what their intentions are, be they friendly, hostile, or just on a working holiday.
Cut to:
2. EXT. STREET. DAY
Ms Frankenstein and Thor step into shot.
MS FRANKENSTEIN
Is this it?
THOR (checking a map of the solar system)
Uh, yeah. I think so.
MS FRANKENSTEIN
It didn't look like this in the brochure.
THOR
I'm sorry. Last time I came here was a few thousand years ago, I guess its different now. Too many tourists or something.
MS FRANKENSTEIN
Well it's full of ugly people and smells funny. Lets just go, its not even worth the trouble of destroying.
THOR
Okay, sorry. Lets just try not to draw too much attention to ourselves.
Thor and Ms Frankenstein walk along the street. Suddenly a person wearing paranoia gear and carrying a book that reads “Aliens are Everywhere and they want your Precious Brain Juice” spots the two. The person freezes and points silently in terror.
THOR
Oh man... It, its not what it looks like... oh fuck it.
Thor takes out his nuclear death ray and points it at the paranoid person. The image fades to white, then fades from white to reveal the person is no longer there. Similar shots convey the same process occurring everywhere.