I found the greatest website ever!
Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms!! Therefore, penis euphemism icons! These are safe for work (in other words, no actual penises) but not if euphemisms offend people at your work. Anyway, onto the iconses...
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I can't imagine these being good for anything but a snicker but take and enjoy if you want them. ;)