Aug 03, 2009 16:24
I went through my old journal & I found all the saved aim conversations I had with Ruki, this shit needs to be shared like a bad case of stds.
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I plan to add more to this in the future.
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I will be back in the evening.
marblehell (8:03:04 PM): will that pork end up on my face, btw?
trashywhitesatir (8:03:16 PM): no
trashywhitesatir (8:03:25 PM): it'll be in my tummy
trashywhitesatir (8:03:40 PM): I don't want to waste it and rubbing meat on your face would be gross
trashywhitesatir (8:03:45 PM): ..........................that sounded wrong
marblehell (8:03:59 PM): xDD
marblehell (8:04:33 PM): I was gonna say something
marblehell (8:04:38 PM): but maybe not
trashywhitesatir (8:05:15 PM): :II< don't tell me you're not going to say it because then my curiosity eats away and I won't be able to sleep at night
marblehell (8:05:43 PM): I was gonna say I rather have meat in my mouth
trashywhitesatir (8:05:59 PM): ........HAHAHAHA
trashywhitesatir (3:08:27 PM): :< I want to be that car
marblehell (3:10:07 PM): xDDD
marblehell (3:10:09 PM): but
marblehell (3:10:17 PM): you won't be able to do anything
marblehell (3:10:22 PM): unless someone turns you on
marblehell (3:10:23 PM): .....
trashywhitesatir (3:10:31 PM): ............HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
marble hell (8:17:13 PM): you wear baggy clothes
marble hell (8:17:17 PM): you can hide tits
trashywhitesatir (8:17:28 PM): :I I'm not having tits
marble hell (8:17:43 PM): :<
marble hell (8:17:52 PM): i'll play with them?
trashywhitesatir (8:18:04 PM): like a cat
trashywhitesatir (8:18:06 PM): paw at them
trashywhitesatir (8:18:10 PM): lift and seperate
marble hell (8:19:27 PM): ...
trashywhitesatir (8:21:30 PM): this is why I can't have tits because we wouldn't be able to take it seriously
trashywhitesatir (8:21:34 PM): and I'd look weird
trashywhitesatir (8:22:31 PM): and I'd probably try to put them in my own mouth
trashywhitesatir (2:28:34 PM): at least it didn't blow up
trashywhitesatir (2:28:50 PM): but now maybe your sperm has radioactive abilities
trashywhitesatir (2:28:58 PM): from all the hazardous waves
trashywhitesatir (2:29:03 PM): mutant babies
trashywhitesatir (2:29:18 PM): OMG RUKI YOU'RE SPERM PROBABLY GLOWS IN THE DARK!
trashywhitesatir (2:29:20 PM): ..............................
trashywhitesatir (2:29:27 PM): I want to see this
trashywhitesatir (6:17:15 PM): and harass you
marblehell (6:17:25 PM): molest me
trashywhitesatir (6:17:29 PM): feel you up
trashywhitesatir (6:18:29 PM): ;IID I'll play you like I play my bass
trashywhitesatir (6:18:30 PM): hobaby
marblehell (6:26:51 PM): xDD
marblehell (6:26:56 PM): :9
trashywhitesatir (6:27:08 PM): ;II9 hard and fast
trashywhitesatir (3:46:06 PM): now I sound like those guys on maury that need to have sex all the time
trashywhitesatir (3:46:10 PM): treat it like crack
trashywhitesatir (3:46:33 PM): and need a fix or else I'll hold someone hostage to have a quickie in the middle of a grocery store
marblehell (3:48:44 PM): xDD
marblehell (3:48:55 PM): only with me :\
trashywhitesatir (3:49:08 PM): only you baby
trashywhitesatir (3:49:34 PM): pretend I don't know you and drag you down the frozen product department to fuck you against the bag of peas
marblehell (3:50:32 PM): why peas? D:
trashywhitesatir (3:50:43 PM): it was the first thing that came to my mind
trashywhitesatir (3:51:03 PM): clean up on isle three
marblehell (3:55:59 PM): but
marblehell (3:56:00 PM): :<
trashywhitesatir (3:56:13 PM): but
marblehell (3:56:25 PM): I want it by the chicken nuggets :<
trashywhitesatir (3:56:48 PM): so while we're fucking we can figure out what we're going to have for dinner
marblehell (3:56:56 PM): yes
trashywhitesatir (3:57:20 PM): "L-let's get chickeeeeeeeen nuggets." "oh god I came."