ace meme thing from kelly

Feb 06, 2006 17:04

1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? george w bush *agrees with Kelly*

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Chico Time was on the radio this morning….

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Some people to do with work. And a man who made my best friend cry.

4. What is your favorite cheese? I don’t know what its called but graham gave me some in Luton and we had it in France too.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese? That’s quite difficult. I know I want the cheese, and beetroot perhaps. Or coleslaw. No.. Beetroot, definitely.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it? Adam Brody I think.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it? Nick Oliveri.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? On presents for Kelly and Graham. And dvds of I <3 huckabees, jaws and sixteen candles.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? *agrees with Kelly again* Tennessee…

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? On a meal for myself and a special man who lives there.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be? Jack Daniels
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? I’m going back to before I was born, to Israel, so I can meet the men I read about.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? BE POLITE TO EACH OTHER.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? Three children from a different world, where things are magical and good and evil are divided by a very distinct line. All leave home to avenge wrongs/ follow destinys and end up together fighting for everything. Good music, beautiful landscapes, amazing creatures…. One day I’ll write it!

15. What is your favorite expletive? F uck. *agrees with Kelly again*

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Inoffensive mummies aren’t too scary, I’d probably speak to them. Now if we were talking scary possessed children that a whole different boardgame….

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? A letter from Steve Clarke. I’d like to save my photos too…. And all my special signed band stuff.. and my Frank Iero doll. And Chomper of course. My guitar. So if I have to choose only one…. Steve’s letter I think.

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Call people… Kelly, Graham, Chris Beard and Mikey. Email at the same time: Josh Doyle, Steve Clarke and Stuart Baxter. Hug my parents. In call to Mikey tell him he has been a fool and I would be have been so good to him. In call to Kelly, cry lots and tell her I’ll miss her. In call to Graham tell him I love him more than I can ever ever say and he is wonderful. In call to Chris Beard, die. This will be the last thing I do.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? healing

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? You know whats really sad? I cant think of one. its not that I’ve never been happy… there just isn’t a time I’ve been so happy I want to live it again. Maybe meeting Chad, or talking to Josh. Watching Sonara in Lincoln. Watching Turbonegro/ Mondo Generator.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Some of the marc smalec stuff

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now? Either Canada (in mountains) or new Zealand. Less terror..

23. This question still counts even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? the jolly brewer.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude look at me I can float!"? kelly's, then grahams…. Long float to luton, maybe via Cambridge to show sophie and dave…

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life? JOHN LENNON

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? I don’t know… my Nan, but I think she’s probably happier there with my Pop.

27. What's your theme song? We built this city on rock and roll.
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