Fortune cookies

[orfhlaith]

So, I've been eating Chinese food a lot lately. Like, two or three times a week for the last three weeks. Veggies rock, and egg drop soup is divine.

Anyway, every time I get Chinese food, I get a fortune cookie. You'd think I would get a different fortune every time, right? Not so....

Every stinking cookie has had this: "You are extremely generous and always thinking of others."