I would love you if I let myself.
Before you start, list any twelve people from any fandom(s):
1. Choi Seunghyun
2. Dong Youngbae
3. Lee Seunghyun
4. Kwon Jiyong
5. Kang Daesung
6. Micky Yoochun
7. U-Know Yunho
8. Lee Hyori
9. Se7en
10. Lee Jinki Onew
11. Choi Siwon
12. Ryohei Chiba (just for a bit of variety heh)
Have you read a 6/12 (Micky/Ryohei) fic?
I WISH. I reckon it would be the most hilarious pairing in slash history :D
Do you think 8 (Hyori) is hot?
A world of yes. Obviously not in a lesbo way. That woman isn't the sexiest female artiste in Korea for nothing.
What would happen if 11 (Siwon) got 8 (Hyori) pregnant?
...They would have amazingly fine kids HAHA. I will kidnap them fo shizzle.
Can you recommend any fics about 9 (Se7en)?
I've not actually read any, me thinks. BUT,vessaharja and I were talking about writing a Rain7en like last week...LOL.
Would 2 (Youngbae) and 6 (Micky) make a good couple?
o______O!
They would be epic. Micky can be really sweet and he probably won't tease Bae like he does (cos Bae pwns with his smiling eyes), so these two put together would drown the world in glucose, fructose, lactose, whatever combined and there would be rainbows and glitter and sparkles and cupcakes and happy everywhere. HOMGAH.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Jiyong) to deflower 1 (Seunghyun)?
It would have to be drunken rape, because I don't see how Seunghyun would let Jiyong top him otherwise XDDD
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 (Yunho) slash?
OF COURSE. And they write it as well. (Everyone, please head over toengraved_16 's journal LOL)
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Seungri) het?
Hello? Who hasn't??
Does anyone on your flist write/draw 11 (Siwon)?
Once again,engraved_16 :D:D
Would anyone on your list write 2/4/5 (Youngbae/Jiyong/Daesung)?
...Possibly raid_kun , though he'd probably add Seungri somewhere in the equation :D
What might 10 (Onew) scream out in a moment of passion?
"Oooooh Taemin-ah!"
akdaksdansdjdadjk.
If you write a songfic about 4 (Jiyong), which song would you choose?
This Love, hands down.
If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Seunghyun/Micky/Ryohei) fic, what would the warnings be?
Warning: Massive amounts of poking/prodding/teasing/eye-rolling involved.
-____________-
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Youngbae) to use on 10 (Onew)?
"C'mon, let me show you how to do a proper bodywave."
*wishes I could make a nosebleed smiley*
What is 6 (Micky)'s super secret kink?
Omo.
He secretly likes a bit of pain. And ice cubes. Combine that with a hipbone obsession and...ASKJDAKSJDHKASJDA.
Oh good god.
Would 11 (Siwon) shag 9 (Se7en)? Drunk or sober?
Yes, because who wouldn't want Se7en? :D
In the case of this pairing, drunk.
If 3 (Seungri) and 7 (Yunho) gets together, who tops?
Gah. They would be fighting to top each other, but Yunho will win HAHA.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Seunghyun and Se7en are in a happy relationship until Se7en runs off with Jiyong. Seunghyun, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Siwon and a brief, unhappy affair with Ryohei, then follows the wise advice of Daesung and finds true love with Seungri."
I think I am in love with this fic already HHAHAAAHAHA.
Why is Se7en trying to shag his way through his dongsaengs anyway? XDD
I can see the one-night stand with Siwon, but the Ryohei affair is so cracktastic I can't imagine how it'll come about. And obviously loving the last bit about wise sage Dae and the TabiRi True Love ending.
Whee~ Somebody write me this fic!
I shall worship you and shower you with panda-shaped cookies!
Title: Around The World He Went (And Back Home Again)
People who would read it: Everyone. Everyone should read something this epic :D
People who should write it: I would say...the amazing collaboration of
oxygenlove , vitiates , and paper_parasols
How would you feel if 7/8 (Yunho/Hyori) was canon?
I can see it...but I'm not that much up for it. I can think of more interesting people to pair this two with LOL.
Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Micky) or 11 (Siwon)?
Siwon, no doubt. Micky would just end up goofballing with his students.
Though to be honest, I'm pretty sure I won't learn a single thing with either professor HAHA.
Do you think 2 (Youngbae) is hot? How hot?
I would be hard pressed to find someone who doesn't think Dong Youngbae is hot. Have you seen his body waves and air humps? And his six pecs?? *___________*
12 (Ryohei) sends 8 (Hyori) on a mission. What is it and does it suceed?
"Get me one personal item off each member of Big Bang. Keita is quite the fanboy and his birthday is coming soon."
Hyori thinks Ryohei is cute and humours him.
She succeeds though I'm not quite sure how at this point, and Keita is happy. :D
Again, someone write this fic PLEASE! (raid_kun , since you're familiar with the Jpop fandom? LOL)
This is Big Bang, Lee Hyori and w-inds. together on the same fucking page!
What would 5 (Daesung) most likely be arrested for?
For smiling too much and causing mass fangirl hyperventilation attacks, thereby crowding up the ER unit in hospitals. HAHA
If you had to walk through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Yunho) or 8 (Hyori)?
At first glance, Yunho. But on second thought, if some pervert or rapist was around, he'd definitely go for Hyori, which would technically leave me free to prance away.
Sorry Hyori, love you really LOL
1. Choi Seunghyun
2. Dong Youngbae
3. Lee Seunghyun
4. Kwon Jiyong
5. Kang Daesung
6. Micky Yoochun
7. U-Know Yunho
8. Lee Hyori
9. Se7en
10. Lee Jinki Onew
11. Choi Siwon
12. Ryohei Chiba (just for a bit of variety heh)
Have you read a 6/12 (Micky/Ryohei) fic?
I WISH. I reckon it would be the most hilarious pairing in slash history :D
Do you think 8 (Hyori) is hot?
A world of yes. Obviously not in a lesbo way. That woman isn't the sexiest female artiste in Korea for nothing.
What would happen if 11 (Siwon) got 8 (Hyori) pregnant?
...They would have amazingly fine kids HAHA. I will kidnap them fo shizzle.
Can you recommend any fics about 9 (Se7en)?
I've not actually read any, me thinks. BUT,vessaharja and I were talking about writing a Rain7en like last week...LOL.
Would 2 (Youngbae) and 6 (Micky) make a good couple?
o______O!
They would be epic. Micky can be really sweet and he probably won't tease Bae like he does (cos Bae pwns with his smiling eyes), so these two put together would drown the world in glucose, fructose, lactose, whatever combined and there would be rainbows and glitter and sparkles and cupcakes and happy everywhere. HOMGAH.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Jiyong) to deflower 1 (Seunghyun)?
It would have to be drunken rape, because I don't see how Seunghyun would let Jiyong top him otherwise XDDD
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 (Yunho) slash?
OF COURSE. And they write it as well. (Everyone, please head over toengraved_16 's journal LOL)
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Seungri) het?
Hello? Who hasn't??
Does anyone on your flist write/draw 11 (Siwon)?
Once again,engraved_16 :D:D
Would anyone on your list write 2/4/5 (Youngbae/Jiyong/Daesung)?
...Possibly raid_kun , though he'd probably add Seungri somewhere in the equation :D
What might 10 (Onew) scream out in a moment of passion?
"Oooooh Taemin-ah!"
akdaksdansdjdadjk.
If you write a songfic about 4 (Jiyong), which song would you choose?
This Love, hands down.
If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Seunghyun/Micky/Ryohei) fic, what would the warnings be?
Warning: Massive amounts of poking/prodding/teasing/eye-rolling involved.
-____________-
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Youngbae) to use on 10 (Onew)?
"C'mon, let me show you how to do a proper bodywave."
*wishes I could make a nosebleed smiley*
What is 6 (Micky)'s super secret kink?
Omo.
He secretly likes a bit of pain. And ice cubes. Combine that with a hipbone obsession and...ASKJDAKSJDHKASJDA.
Oh good god.
Would 11 (Siwon) shag 9 (Se7en)? Drunk or sober?
Yes, because who wouldn't want Se7en? :D
In the case of this pairing, drunk.
If 3 (Seungri) and 7 (Yunho) gets together, who tops?
Gah. They would be fighting to top each other, but Yunho will win HAHA.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Seunghyun and Se7en are in a happy relationship until Se7en runs off with Jiyong. Seunghyun, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Siwon and a brief, unhappy affair with Ryohei, then follows the wise advice of Daesung and finds true love with Seungri."
I think I am in love with this fic already HHAHAAAHAHA.
Why is Se7en trying to shag his way through his dongsaengs anyway? XDD
I can see the one-night stand with Siwon, but the Ryohei affair is so cracktastic I can't imagine how it'll come about. And obviously loving the last bit about wise sage Dae and the TabiRi True Love ending.
Whee~ Somebody write me this fic!
I shall worship you and shower you with panda-shaped cookies!
Title: Around The World He Went (And Back Home Again)
People who would read it: Everyone. Everyone should read something this epic :D
People who should write it: I would say...the amazing collaboration of
oxygenlove , vitiates , and paper_parasols
How would you feel if 7/8 (Yunho/Hyori) was canon?
I can see it...but I'm not that much up for it. I can think of more interesting people to pair this two with LOL.
Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Micky) or 11 (Siwon)?
Siwon, no doubt. Micky would just end up goofballing with his students.
Though to be honest, I'm pretty sure I won't learn a single thing with either professor HAHA.
Do you think 2 (Youngbae) is hot? How hot?
I would be hard pressed to find someone who doesn't think Dong Youngbae is hot. Have you seen his body waves and air humps? And his six pecs?? *___________*
12 (Ryohei) sends 8 (Hyori) on a mission. What is it and does it suceed?
"Get me one personal item off each member of Big Bang. Keita is quite the fanboy and his birthday is coming soon."
Hyori thinks Ryohei is cute and humours him.
She succeeds though I'm not quite sure how at this point, and Keita is happy. :D
Again, someone write this fic PLEASE! (raid_kun , since you're familiar with the Jpop fandom? LOL)
This is Big Bang, Lee Hyori and w-inds. together on the same fucking page!
What would 5 (Daesung) most likely be arrested for?
For smiling too much and causing mass fangirl hyperventilation attacks, thereby crowding up the ER unit in hospitals. HAHA
If you had to walk through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Yunho) or 8 (Hyori)?
At first glance, Yunho. But on second thought, if some pervert or rapist was around, he'd definitely go for Hyori, which would technically leave me free to prance away.
Sorry Hyori, love you really LOL