HELP WANTED

[orenaruttebayo]

[ VIEWABLE TO EVERYONE EXCEPT CHROME AND MUKURO ]

Hey, I need a sensei to teach me about the art of seduction, in specific with men dattebayo! I need a discreet teacher, who won't give me any funny buisness. Books and reference material is also a plus yeah!

An Interview is required dattebayo. Desired pay rate will be discussed there!

Thanks.

Comments

[hammer_tiem]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is Naruto screening your entry so people can't see you laughing

[orenaruttebayo]

Punk!

[hammer_tiem]

I have books Hahaha If ya want them. Hahahahaha

Aw man, this is hilarious.

Little beansprout wants to get some, huh?

Hahahahahahaha

HA! [ Screened ]

[orenaruttebayo]

I remember when I edited Jiraya-jii's Ichi Ichi books but... that was awhile ago dattebayo.

IT IS NOT!

IT'S NOT JUST THAT! it's... that Mukuro just seems like... you know, that type that if I want things to go furhter dattebayo, I have to be the one to help things along. I mean... I'd like to do a little more than just simple kisses. At least make out! I'M SIXTEEN DAMMIT I CAN'T HELP IT!

[ Screened ]

[hammer_tiem]

Hey hey. There's no rush for things, yeah?

Just let things roll along and just...happen.

I'll admit, and ya can't tell anyone. I suck at seducin' people. I usually end up makin' a fool of myself or makin' them laugh.

But I just went with the flow and let things happen and they did.

Just let instinct take over, that's what I do.

[ Screened ]

[orenaruttebayo]

Yeah, that's not going to work! I know myself dattebayo--I'm the type who will just roll along until we roll off the proverbial cliff! I'm not looking to use this now on Mukuro--there's no way I'm ready!

But, I want to have it handy for when I am dattebayo! And like cooking I'm not going to mess this up!

[ Screened ]

[hammer_tiem]

Alright alright.

Ya just seem like you're tryin' to rush things.

Relaaaax.

And just make sure ya get someone kosher.

[ Screened ]

[orenaruttebayo]

I'm not! Believe it!

...Kosher?

[ Screened ]

[hammer_tiem]

Okay, I believe it

Uh. Safe, no bad intentions and all that.