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Jan 06, 2006 02:03

"Random quote from exciting conversation I had today"
"Follow up quote"
"Response to follow up quote"
"Punchline"

Acronym that describes how humorous I found the situation

Brief sentence that summarizes the activities I completed recently.

This is the starting of a long paragraph where I describe every mind-numbing detail of the activities I completed. This paragraph is a first person chronological narrative that is poorly written so it quickly becomes boring and repetitive. Sentence describing how I got to said activity. An exact list of every single person who was at said activity. This sentence describes the actions that were performed. The setup to the explanation of something my weird/kooky/stoner friend did. Punchline. Transition into the second activity I participated in. List of all the people that were at the second activity. List of everything I consumed at said activity. List of every item I purchased at said activity. Description of the qualities of said items. Description of my reluctance to purchase said item after considering my fiscal position. Quick statement of disregard including rhetorical arguement citing superficial quality of said item. This sentence describes a person I saw/whose product I saw while at said activity. Declaration of personal disdain for the said person. This is the beginning of a tangent where I describe some activity that said person performed in some indeterminate past. This is the setup. This is also the setup. Continuation of the setup. Rising action. Climax. This is the end of the tangent. Summarization of personal disdain towards previously described person. Concluding statement.

This is the start of a new paragraph, two lines below the end of the previous one. This pararaph is a summarization of my plans for the future. Chronological superlative, description of activity. Penultimate chronological adjective, description of different activity. Concluding chronological adjective, description of yet another activity. Statement describing anticipation of previously described activities. Open invitation to reader to aforementioned activities/plan social activities.

Quirky personal signature involving special characters

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