The Pimp Tax
This is the new "Crime Fighting" package from the Republicans -- let the IRS do it! Heck let's tax drug dealers! Bank robbers!NEW YORK (CNN) -- Republican Sen. Charles Grassley of Iowa is hoping to stamp out the sex trade by taxing pimps and prostitutes, then jailing them when they don't pay. The Senate Finance Committee is expected to vote Wednesday morning on the pimp tax. The bill also calls for more jail time for sex workers. If passed, the provision will authorize at least $2 million toward the establishment of an office in the Internal Revenue Service Criminal Investigation unit to prosecute unlawful sex workers for violations of tax laws.
The best part:Under Grassley's proposal, a pimp could get up to 10 years in prison for each prostitute for whom the pimp hasn't filed a W-2.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Can you just picture this? "Hey Bitch, here's your W-2 and don't you forget to fill out a 1099-misc for each john you do. Keep those receipts for all those fishnet stockings -- those are work related write-offs! And dammit I need the paperwork by tonight!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Fucking Taxes"!
I know! Let's go after baby-sitters and kids with lemonade stands! They don't pay taxes either! Damn lawbreaking children!
The best part:Under Grassley's proposal, a pimp could get up to 10 years in prison for each prostitute for whom the pimp hasn't filed a W-2.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Can you just picture this? "Hey Bitch, here's your W-2 and don't you forget to fill out a 1099-misc for each john you do. Keep those receipts for all those fishnet stockings -- those are work related write-offs! And dammit I need the paperwork by tonight!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Fucking Taxes"!
I know! Let's go after baby-sitters and kids with lemonade stands! They don't pay taxes either! Damn lawbreaking children!