== 07 ==

[ore_wa_honoo]

I don't like Avoria. It's so weird. Ever since I came here, I haven't done anything right. Everyone gets cool stuff except for me. I suddenly get a crush on that Iku- I mean, I lost a fight. No, I lost two. And every time I try and even the odds it goes wrong, like I didn't already know this dump had something against me. Not that it matters. My

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[penguinsledder]

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY YOU CAN'T DO IT I'M TOO FAST NYAH NYAH NYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ore_wa_honoo]

Yeah, right! You're not gonna be so fast when you're done murdering puppies, you little pile of - of idiot!!

[penguinsledder]

I MAY BE AN IDIOT, BUT I'M A HAPPY ONE!

...Are you gonna penguinsled with me or not!??!

[ore_wa_honoo]

Yeah?! I bet that's not even a real game!! You're just a -

...Man. Why am I even arguing? There's no point. So what, even if it is your fault, it's not like I can do much about it. I can't do anything right here...

[penguinsledder]

IT IS SO A REAL GAME.

JUST LIKE THAT GAME YOU LIKE. ...what's it called?

[ore_wa_honoo]

It's called soccer. Not that you'd know, when you're from some screwed-up backwater world where it doesn't even exist. Anyway, soccer doesn't involve penguins!

[penguinsledder]

::Gasps for several minutes:: sooooooccer.

SOCCER.

I WANNA PLAY SOCCER WITH PENGUINS!

[ore_wa_honoo]

Do you even listen to what you're saying?! Penguins don't play soccer, you idiot! They haven't even got any legs!!

[penguinsledder]

HEY, PENGUINS CAN TOO PLAY.

[ore_wa_honoo]

Oh yeah? Listen, I play soccer and I'm not a penguin!