This warms my heart just a little bit.
Okay, so a lot of this doesn't exactly apply to me or the situation.....
But it still made me laugh a lot.
It definitely made me smile. And it's the thought that counts, right?
Meghan-
To begin my lecture, I will cite a Houghton Mifflin dictionary:
re-la-tion-ship (noun):
1. The condition or fact of being related; connection or association.
2. Connection by blood or marriage; kinship.
3. A particular type of connection existing between related to or having dealings with each other.
4. A romantic or sexual involvement.
Now, let's examine the above, in relation to your "non-relationship" that you're not having with this guy at the moment. You're doing him: #1. You're doing him: #3. You're doing him #4. And since you're doing him, I hope #2 isn't brought up with regards to the blood and/or kinship part. Sicko.
You, my terminology-bound friend, are in a relationship with this guy, whether either one of you guys care to admit it or calls it anything more than a friendship. Does he accept the wanton advances of other girls? No. Do you accept similar advances from dudes? No. Did you accept my advances? No, you never do, but that's not the point. Just because you guys aren't calling each other "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" doesn't mean that you are anything less than that. If I painted the outside of an orange blue, it would still be an orange on the inside. (The orange is the equivalent to a relationship, if you lost me there.)
Your relationship with the guy is a blue orange. You are seeing each other, you both do care for each other and neither of you are thinking of dropping the other one. So, if you have time to talk to him with frequency, have him go over to your house and watch movies on the couch, or do it on your bed, I fail to see how you don't have the relationship you are pretending you don't already have.
THERE ISN'T MUCH MORE TO A RELATIONSHIP. Except maybe a fucking Christmas present.
Now that I have counseled you, there needs to be a discussion of my fee.
***This is where I omitted a bunch of random stuff/just talking about stuff that isn't relevant to the subject, so no need to post it!***
You should take naked pictures of yourself and send them to me. That's an order. (Just kidding!)
Gotta go- I'll email you soon (and send you something from somewhere weird...)
MUHAMMED ALI, M.D. of Love
Oh yeah, and I effing love hearing new music before anyone else, hehe. ♥
Hmm... what else... I went over to Stephen's apartment tonight and we watched Shaun of the Dead. Loves it. That's it for now, I'm goin' to bed. Rawrrrr.
But it still made me laugh a lot.
It definitely made me smile. And it's the thought that counts, right?
Meghan-
To begin my lecture, I will cite a Houghton Mifflin dictionary:
re-la-tion-ship (noun):
1. The condition or fact of being related; connection or association.
2. Connection by blood or marriage; kinship.
3. A particular type of connection existing between related to or having dealings with each other.
4. A romantic or sexual involvement.
Now, let's examine the above, in relation to your "non-relationship" that you're not having with this guy at the moment. You're doing him: #1. You're doing him: #3. You're doing him #4. And since you're doing him, I hope #2 isn't brought up with regards to the blood and/or kinship part. Sicko.
You, my terminology-bound friend, are in a relationship with this guy, whether either one of you guys care to admit it or calls it anything more than a friendship. Does he accept the wanton advances of other girls? No. Do you accept similar advances from dudes? No. Did you accept my advances? No, you never do, but that's not the point. Just because you guys aren't calling each other "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" doesn't mean that you are anything less than that. If I painted the outside of an orange blue, it would still be an orange on the inside. (The orange is the equivalent to a relationship, if you lost me there.)
Your relationship with the guy is a blue orange. You are seeing each other, you both do care for each other and neither of you are thinking of dropping the other one. So, if you have time to talk to him with frequency, have him go over to your house and watch movies on the couch, or do it on your bed, I fail to see how you don't have the relationship you are pretending you don't already have.
THERE ISN'T MUCH MORE TO A RELATIONSHIP. Except maybe a fucking Christmas present.
Now that I have counseled you, there needs to be a discussion of my fee.
***This is where I omitted a bunch of random stuff/just talking about stuff that isn't relevant to the subject, so no need to post it!***
You should take naked pictures of yourself and send them to me. That's an order. (Just kidding!)
Gotta go- I'll email you soon (and send you something from somewhere weird...)
MUHAMMED ALI, M.D. of Love
Oh yeah, and I effing love hearing new music before anyone else, hehe. ♥
Hmm... what else... I went over to Stephen's apartment tonight and we watched Shaun of the Dead. Loves it. That's it for now, I'm goin' to bed. Rawrrrr.