the latest insanity,a s I desctribed it to some people yesterday:
the main chartacters are Kell and Ed. kell is a sweet, shy, fresh out of college chick who is a curvy short redhead type. Gothy and a bit kinky, jsut not very experrienced. And no, not a virgin. :P
ed is this thirtysomething systems admin hwho is tall, gawky, geeky, wears fglasses and stutters a little... by day. By night> think love god of the goth underworld. dances like sex personified and has his pick of women ifg he deigns to take one.
they meet a t aclub, ahve hot anonymous sex.
come monday.. Kells tarts aat the company Ed works for. In fact, she works indireclty for huim. She sees him but makes no conenction betweeen the leatherclad decil and the shy geeky admins he sees in passing and who is, accoridng to her cubemates, gay.
he sees her and goes "well,d amn, guess this will be a repeat occirance".
they slowly befirend each other electrronically at work + he is abeing th ebig bad bofh taking interest int he little heldlesk monkey. staritng with abit of "Hey, good job with aht ticket!" and she is happy to have afirend in hium,a lthough she lamost bnever seem shim,c ause she is neww in town.
and while they befriend at work, they also keep having hot, anonymous, progressively kinkier sex at the club.
he starts eventually sending her emails as his club+self as well, and althoughs he loves them, with alltheir aughtiness and directions for her, she wants to track him down. cause she wnats more.
so she asks Ed to help her.
cue dark office int he evening, Kells itting in a chair, realizing Guy sending her kinky email = Ed.
EdÖ I Will be in the server room. (necknibble( Kell> *wibbles* Ed: *goes to server room, sits down, panics* Kell> *wubbles abit longer, then gfollows*
Cue server room, Ed sitting down
Ed: you do realize I am both your jkgeeky and NOT GAY DAMMIT friend, and the guy who has had you crawling on all fours licking his boots before screwing yous illy for months, right>? Kell: *nodnodnod* Ed: come here Kell: *bounces over and goes all kneely* Ed: can has you? Kell> you can has me.
*hot sex happens with Kell tied up on a server rack*
adn form there, a happily ever after XD
Also included evil coworkers, PFYs, possibly babies, cool roomamtes, etc :P
I have seen/read the emailing someone you know not knowing it's them idea several times before, and this sounds like an awesome twist on that theme.
Ed is a bad, bad person. And not gay. I shall refrain from being sad about this fact :P
Reaction scenes = Wow. Bits of insanely adorable; bits of insanely hot. I loved Ed panicking, and Kell being bouncy then kneely - so obviously delighted about it. Yay!
Heee *grin* I plan on using that and the ages old maskerade theme too - she doens;t recognixze him at work bcause he is a slouching, flannel wearing, eyeglassed geek while at the club he is a leatherclad love god :P
Amnd why is he a bad man? :P And not gay. iam deabting Bi but i dont; wnat to repeat my themes :P I am hoping i an manage the bouncykeenly thing and not hjsut have jher panci and heistantly tiptroe over and be puleld down or something :P
And, PFY = Pimply Faced Youth. Jsu tlike ed is the Bastard Operrator From Hell, he should ahve a Pimply Faced Youth as a sidekick. if I make ed a biu, then the PFY is probably his bitch :P
Being friends with her and not telling her he's really Superman been shagging her brains out by night until she decides to hunt him down? Definitely bad. Or at least devious. But in a good way :D
People are straight, sometimes. Shocking, I know :P You could always make someone else bi. Maybe one of the evil co-workers.
Of course. *grins* That does make moar sense than the flamingoes. Sidekicks are fun.
*grin& Well, yeah,t here is that. and there are the eivl things he does to her body every time they see - aned ebventuallyt he kinky emails with evil instructionsl. along the lines of "skipt he underwear to work today" :P
and yes, they are. Edmund should hbe entirely single so PFY sweho is his bitch would not woerk.
the evil coworkers are actually nasty annoying bitches etc whot ry to get kell int rouble and so fort.h, so there is no need to give them any good atributes. :P
I was thinking - Go to the bathroom - yes, right now. Fuck yourself with your fingers, but don't come. Then get back here and tell me all about how much you're looking forward to tonight. And for variety on the skipping of underwear - wear this specific set of underwear to work today.
They can't all be completely evil - that strains the bounds of probability more than one of them secretly being a werewolf. Character depth ain't just for the good guys, ya know :P
IOhyes, that is efinitely one of the things she will end up doing. also, since he has fullaccess to allt he cctcv, etcetrera - there is a very good chance he IWLL know if she wears something else or not. :P
well yeah, theya ren;t that evil. but htue are generally petty, nasty, narrow-minded and bitchy :P
And yes, sidekicks should be. and he needs aboyfriend. and Ke;;s cousin/bff/roommate needs aboyriend. :P
Does sidekick have a name or should I just keep mentally calling him Robin? Or Tim?
And tell me about this bff. Big Friendly Flamingo? (No, I'm kidding - I do know what that one stands for. Just couldn't resist the flamingoes.) How long has it known Kell? What species gender is it? Extrovert/introvert? Sense of humour? Sense of porn? Does it even like flamingoes?
Sidekick has no name yet. So tempted to name him Robin, now. of course my current Teamleader is also robin so that might lead to some unfortunate associations if I ever wrote pr0n about the PFY:.. :P
Big Freiendly FlamingoÖ her name is Vwelvet. wel ok, velma. She is Keölös cousin and the reason she is "allowed" to live int he city by her strict like woah parents. she is nice, gothic, big and stonf anfd blonde. but nnot dumb. LIkes romantic gothic things +s eh would adore sex with red roses, drippy candle was and silk sheets :P
Unfortunate associations are unfortunate. Pity :P What about Jason? He was a Robin. (I won't suggest Dick.)
Velvet. Mmmm. *strokes* Drippy candles sound fun. So do roses, once the thorns have been removed. Silk sheets sound slippery. But then, ending up in a heap on the floor doesn't haven't to be a bad thing :P Can we go and kill Kell's parents now? I'm not sure I like them.
the latest insanity,a s I desctribed it to some people yesterday:
the main chartacters are Kell and Ed. kell is a sweet, shy, fresh out of college chick who is a curvy short redhead type. Gothy and a bit kinky, jsut not very experrienced. And no, not a virgin. :P
ed is this thirtysomething systems admin hwho is tall, gawky, geeky, wears fglasses and stutters a little... by day. By night> think love god of the goth underworld. dances like sex personified and has his pick of women ifg he deigns to take one.
they meet a t aclub, ahve hot anonymous sex.
come monday.. Kells tarts aat the company Ed works for. In fact, she works indireclty for huim. She sees him but makes no conenction betweeen the leatherclad decil and the shy geeky admins he sees in passing and who is, accoridng to her cubemates, gay.
he sees her and goes "well,d amn, guess this will be a repeat occirance".
they slowly befirend each other electrronically at work + he is abeing th ebig bad bofh taking interest int he little heldlesk monkey. staritng with abit of "Hey, good job with aht ticket!" and she is happy to have afirend in hium,a lthough she lamost bnever seem shim,c ause she is neww in town.
and while they befriend at work, they also keep having hot, anonymous, progressively kinkier sex at the club.
he starts eventually sending her emails as his club+self as well, and althoughs he loves them, with alltheir aughtiness and directions for her, she wants to track him down. cause she wnats more.
so she asks Ed to help her.
cue dark office int he evening, Kells itting in a chair, realizing Guy sending her kinky email = Ed.
EdÖ I Will be in the server room. (necknibble(
Kell> *wibbles*
Ed: *goes to server room, sits down, panics*
Kell> *wubbles abit longer, then gfollows*
Cue server room, Ed sitting down
Ed: you do realize I am both your jkgeeky and NOT GAY DAMMIT friend, and the guy who has had you crawling on all fours licking his boots before screwing yous illy for months, right>?
Kell: *nodnodnod*
Ed: come here
Kell: *bounces over and goes all kneely*
Ed: can has you?
Kell> you can has me.
*hot sex happens with Kell tied up on a server rack*
adn form there, a happily ever after XD
Also included evil coworkers, PFYs, possibly babies, cool roomamtes, etc :P
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I have seen/read the emailing someone you know not knowing it's them idea several times before, and this sounds like an awesome twist on that theme.
Ed is a bad, bad person.
And not gay. I shall refrain from being sad about this fact :P
Reaction scenes = Wow. Bits of insanely adorable; bits of insanely hot. I loved Ed panicking, and Kell being bouncy then kneely - so obviously delighted about it. Yay!
PFY? Pornographic Fluffy Yentas? Pink Flamingoes Yodelling? What?
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Amnd why is he a bad man? :P And not gay. iam deabting Bi but i dont; wnat to repeat my themes :P
I am hoping i an manage the bouncykeenly thing and not hjsut have jher panci and heistantly tiptroe over and be puleld down or something :P
And, PFY = Pimply Faced Youth. Jsu tlike ed is the Bastard Operrator From Hell, he should ahve a Pimply Faced Youth as a sidekick. if I make ed a biu, then the PFY is probably his bitch :P
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People are straight, sometimes. Shocking, I know :P
You could always make someone else bi. Maybe one of the evil co-workers.
Of course. *grins* That does make moar sense than the flamingoes. Sidekicks are fun.
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and yes, they are. Edmund should hbe entirely single so PFY sweho is his bitch would not woerk.
the evil coworkers are actually nasty annoying bitches etc whot ry to get kell int rouble and so fort.h, so there is no need to give them any good atributes. :P
I thinkt he sidekick may be gay. :P
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Go to the bathroom - yes, right now. Fuck yourself with your fingers, but don't come. Then get back here and tell me all about how much you're looking forward to tonight.
And for variety on the skipping of underwear - wear this specific set of underwear to work today.
They can't all be completely evil - that strains the bounds of probability more than one of them secretly being a werewolf. Character depth ain't just for the good guys, ya know :P
I hope so. All good sidekicks should be gay. *g*
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well yeah, theya ren;t that evil. but htue are generally petty, nasty, narrow-minded and bitchy :P
And yes, sidekicks should be. and he needs aboyfriend. and Ke;;s cousin/bff/roommate needs aboyriend. :P
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Does sidekick have a name or should I just keep mentally calling him Robin? Or Tim?
And tell me about this bff. Big Friendly Flamingo? (No, I'm kidding - I do know what that one stands for. Just couldn't resist the flamingoes.)
How long has it known Kell? What species gender is it? Extrovert/introvert? Sense of humour? Sense of porn? Does it even like flamingoes?
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Big Freiendly FlamingoÖ her name is Vwelvet. wel ok, velma. She is Keölös cousin and the reason she is "allowed" to live int he city by her strict like woah parents. she is nice, gothic, big and stonf anfd blonde. but nnot dumb. LIkes romantic gothic things +s eh would adore sex with red roses, drippy candle was and silk sheets :P
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What about Jason? He was a Robin. (I won't suggest Dick.)
Velvet. Mmmm. *strokes*
Drippy candles sound fun. So do roses, once the thorns have been removed. Silk sheets sound slippery. But then, ending up in a heap on the floor doesn't haven't to be a bad thing :P
Can we go and kill Kell's parents now? I'm not sure I like them.
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Hmm, I like Jason.. I can see Jason ::D
Velvets are nice. and she is all pettbalelike. abnd yes, she likes all sortso ffun things. :P
nah,t heya re not evil.jsut very very overprotective. sheös grown up with jsut a few minor hangups. and no she will nto be a virgin :P
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*pets Velvet*
Only a few minor hangups is not too bad at all. All right. *sighs* They can live.
Need sleep now. Goodnight :)
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They can live, ti is the nasty coworkers who need a killing :P
Nini! Sleep well!
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