PotC Drabble - Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy?
Title: Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy? - (being the same day, as planned in advance by equally-psychic!Sparrow)
Sequel to: Things to do Today, Savvy?
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: Despite my sincere attempts to keep this to PG-13, it still ended up as NC-17. Alas.
Summary: See title.
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic. Breaks fourth wall.
Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy?
Extract hair from Parrot.
Hide Pearl near Port Royal.
Decide waiting until rendezvous time for meeting with Commodore is intolerable.
Cancel previously arranged waiting (ie. abduct Commodore).
Conduct failed search for Commodore’s Wig. Instead, steal shiny bags.
Flirt with Commodore.
Take Commodore to Pearl.
Flirt with Commodore.
Flirt with Commodore.
Flirt with Commodore.
Flirt successfully with Commodore.
In an attempt to keep rating of drabble to PG-13, do not peel Commodore out of his clothes, bite a hard trail of kisses down his chest or suck his cock into your mouth and swirl your tongue around the tip of it until he comes. Also, avoid being handcuffed to the headboard and fucked through the mattress.
Instead, kiss Commodore sweetly and almost chastely on the lips. Find yourself charmed by his smile.
Spend evening on deck with rum, Commodore, crew, and more rum.
Lots more rum.
Get moderately drunk.
Act drunker.
Let Commodore extract hair from Parrot this time.
Try not to fall in love with Commodore.
Fail.
Arrange to ransom Commodore back to the navy in a week or so.
Sequel to: Things to do Today, Savvy?
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: Despite my sincere attempts to keep this to PG-13, it still ended up as NC-17. Alas.
Summary: See title.
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic. Breaks fourth wall.
Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy?
Extract hair from Parrot.
Hide Pearl near Port Royal.
Decide waiting until rendezvous time for meeting with Commodore is intolerable.
Cancel previously arranged waiting (ie. abduct Commodore).
Conduct failed search for Commodore’s Wig. Instead, steal shiny bags.
Flirt with Commodore.
Take Commodore to Pearl.
Flirt with Commodore.
Flirt with Commodore.
Flirt with Commodore.
Flirt successfully with Commodore.
In an attempt to keep rating of drabble to PG-13, do not peel Commodore out of his clothes, bite a hard trail of kisses down his chest or suck his cock into your mouth and swirl your tongue around the tip of it until he comes. Also, avoid being handcuffed to the headboard and fucked through the mattress.
Instead, kiss Commodore sweetly and almost chastely on the lips. Find yourself charmed by his smile.
Spend evening on deck with rum, Commodore, crew, and more rum.
Lots more rum.
Get moderately drunk.
Act drunker.
Let Commodore extract hair from Parrot this time.
Try not to fall in love with Commodore.
Fail.
Arrange to ransom Commodore back to the navy in a week or so.