PotC Drabble - Things to do Today, Savvy?
Hi! It really is Christmas, now, so I'm posting more stuff. Merry Christmas!
Title: Things to do Today, Savvy? - (being the same day, as planned in advance by equally-psychic!Sparrow)
Author:
order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic. Breaks fourth wall. Companion piece to Things to do Today.
Note: This is
vintage_cherry's fault.
Things to do Today, Savvy?
See Commodore.
Run from Commodore.
Implement strategic collision with ground, for purpose of being captured by Commodore.
Admire Commodore’s evil laugh.
Flirt with Commodore.
Get self arrested by Commodore.
Take moment to appreciate potential for bondage games inherent in handcuffs.
Flirt with Commodore.
Promise not to attack English ships, in exchange for sex. And freedom, naturally.
Flirt with Commodore.
Have long, hot, and graphically explicit sex with Commodore, for the sole purpose of upping the rating of this drabble to NC-17. (i.e. bend over desk and let him fuck you, his cock moving deep and slow and hard in your arse, so very, very good that it’s worth begging for. Do the same to him.)
Arrange to meet again next Tuesday.
Title: Things to do Today, Savvy? - (being the same day, as planned in advance by equally-psychic!Sparrow)
Author:
order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic. Breaks fourth wall. Companion piece to Things to do Today.
Note: This is
vintage_cherry's fault.
Things to do Today, Savvy?
See Commodore.
Run from Commodore.
Implement strategic collision with ground, for purpose of being captured by Commodore.
Admire Commodore’s evil laugh.
Flirt with Commodore.
Get self arrested by Commodore.
Take moment to appreciate potential for bondage games inherent in handcuffs.
Flirt with Commodore.
Promise not to attack English ships, in exchange for sex. And freedom, naturally.
Flirt with Commodore.
Have long, hot, and graphically explicit sex with Commodore, for the sole purpose of upping the rating of this drabble to NC-17. (i.e. bend over desk and let him fuck you, his cock moving deep and slow and hard in your arse, so very, very good that it’s worth begging for. Do the same to him.)
Arrange to meet again next Tuesday.