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Dialogue Crack-drabble

Jun 22, 2005 14:20

Random piece of dialogue, or what happens when I disengage my logic circuits and then write...

Rating: I'll call it PG-13, I think.
'Pairing': Norrington/Sparrow/Gillette implied threesome. Mostly implied, anyhow.
( Beware of the Crack... )

dialogue crackfic, threesome, fic, potc

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tiggothy June 22 2005, 05:24:57 UTC

*squees whilst roflmao-ing*

ermm.. could I possibly sound more like a 13-year-old fangirl? Lol.

*glomp*

order_of_chaos June 22 2005, 20:00:43 UTC

*smirks* You could TRY. And I shall continue to love you anyway :P

EvilNorrie: A fangirl? [licks lips] Tasty.
EvilSparrow: [shakes head frantically] No eating the fangirl. We have to TORTURE her first, savvy?
EvilNorrie: And THEN eat her. You have a point. [nods reluctantly] Very well, then.

tiggothy June 22 2005, 22:53:23 UTC

Ah... so that's why those two were hanging around last night then ;-)

order_of_chaos June 22 2005, 23:57:31 UTC

EvilNorrie: After we've tortured her, which bit do you think we should eat first?
EvilSparrow: I was thinking liver.
EvilNorrie: I was thinking liver too.
EvilSparrow: You cut, I choose.
EvilNorrie: Right.

tiggothy June 23 2005, 08:12:40 UTC

Awwwwwwwwwww :-( Now I can't go out drinking, they ate my liver :-(

Come to think of it, where's me rum gone? Captain Sparrow!?

order_of_chaos June 23 2005, 23:36:13 UTC

Sparrow: 's for yer own good luv. Don't want you dying on us now, do we?
Norrington: For once, Sparrow is quite right. Don't drink and die.
EvilNorrie: You should die, woman. Die, and I'll watch you.
Sparrow: [prods EvilNorrie] You look like James, but you're not him, are you? I don't like you.
EvilNorrie: I don't require you to like me, pirate. I require you to die. Slowly.
[BANG]
Norrington: [lowers pistol and looks coldly at dead body] I don't like you either.
Sparrow: You okay, luv?
Norringotn: No. [leans into Sparrow] But I will be.

tiggothy June 23 2005, 23:57:00 UTC

Tigg: Hang on, hang on you two! Clear up that mess before you start making out on my sofa. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get dried blood off soft furnishings?
Sparrow: No, but you obviously do, luv.
Norrington: She obviously knows more about such things than we do. I think cleaning should always be left to the experts.
Tigg: *grumbles and kicks their shins*
Sparrow: Ow! What was that for, luv?
Norrington: *looks innocent whilst surreptitiously rubbing his leg*
Tigg: *glares*

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