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"Hey, Fuckass, give me a beer."
Oh God, I'm surrounded by self righteousness. Don't be such fairies, guys.
And, things should get easier with practice. They don't.
I spent an asston of money on gifts yesterday. None of them were particularly expensive, and I didn't spend a lot on any single person, but... goddamnit nonetheless. Not to mention the fact that I need gas and still have 2 gifts to buy. I hate Christmas.
You know what else I hate? Internet speech. Like u and lol and brb and ttyl and l8r and God knows what else. In fact, baby Jesus hates it too. It's not any quicker, and even if it was, what's so important that you need to shave so many milliseconds off our conversation? Learn to type, asshole. Or learn some grammar, I don't care which.
While I'm on the subject - I hate the use of the "eff" sound to replace the word fuck. There, I said it. Fuck. Fuck you, fucking hell, cluster fuck, motherfucker, shit, hell, bitch, cunt, fart. Fuck. It wasn't so bad when people were saying things like "F'ing A" or somesuch. And it was funny in Dodgeball, but I drew the line when I saw people writing it down. "The blah blah effing something or other blah blah." Come on guys. It's kind of like saying "GD" and thinking that you're tricking God. You're not fooling anybody, f'er.
Oh, and God's not tricked by "Happy Holidays" either. Of all the things to get uppity about, Christmas is not one of them. Nigger jokes are one thing, but Merry Christmas and verses from the Old Testament get you riled up? Jesus H. Christ on a stick, give me a break.
Oh God, I'm surrounded by self righteousness. Don't be such fairies, guys.
And, things should get easier with practice. They don't.
I spent an asston of money on gifts yesterday. None of them were particularly expensive, and I didn't spend a lot on any single person, but... goddamnit nonetheless. Not to mention the fact that I need gas and still have 2 gifts to buy. I hate Christmas.
You know what else I hate? Internet speech. Like u and lol and brb and ttyl and l8r and God knows what else. In fact, baby Jesus hates it too. It's not any quicker, and even if it was, what's so important that you need to shave so many milliseconds off our conversation? Learn to type, asshole. Or learn some grammar, I don't care which.
While I'm on the subject - I hate the use of the "eff" sound to replace the word fuck. There, I said it. Fuck. Fuck you, fucking hell, cluster fuck, motherfucker, shit, hell, bitch, cunt, fart. Fuck. It wasn't so bad when people were saying things like "F'ing A" or somesuch. And it was funny in Dodgeball, but I drew the line when I saw people writing it down. "The blah blah effing something or other blah blah." Come on guys. It's kind of like saying "GD" and thinking that you're tricking God. You're not fooling anybody, f'er.
Oh, and God's not tricked by "Happy Holidays" either. Of all the things to get uppity about, Christmas is not one of them. Nigger jokes are one thing, but Merry Christmas and verses from the Old Testament get you riled up? Jesus H. Christ on a stick, give me a break.