.... you're mewing. Are you sure you're feeling OK? And- ah, yes, I'm back. For now.
[I think th' lad sounds more like a real cat th'n I do, Reeve! He's practic'ly purrin', he is! ... kinna cute, really, reckon he'd purr if ya scratched him under th' chin....?]
[Ah, 'ello there! Affectionate li'l fellow, ain't ya? Bugger all, he does make a better cat'n I do! I got 'im beat in th' cuddly department, though! ... don't I?]
... That's debatable, Cait. I'm going to hell for this, but... ... would you like some, er, milk?
[I'll haveta take some nice motor oil, m'self, but there's plenty'a milk an' cream in th' fridge! And Reeve? I got a picture a that, I hope ya know.]
... Ah, I'm, er, glad to provide- um. Ah- I- um... How about that milk, hmm? Would you prefer your milk in a cup or saucer? Please say cup, please say cup.... I'm going to kill you, Cait-
((ooc: ... *dies* This is where Reeve looks REALLY confused and decides that feeding Ranmaru will be less embarrassing than getting licked again. XD ))
Mew..? Reeve-san? Ranmaru always has his milk in a cup.. Purr.... Reeve-san's warm...
[ooc; Don't look now, Reeve. You have a kemonomimi!Ranmaru crawling onto your lap and nuzzling the side of your neck. X3 Ah, the fangirl fodder. Ran's never showing his face after this.]
Heheh! Good, because we're out... of... saucers.... Oh dear.
[... Reeve? Yer blushin'.]
Shut up before I turn you into a rug. ... Cait, why don't you, er, fetch that milk for Ranmaru? I'm... um... a little occupied right now. Um... nice Ranmaru? Good kitty?
((ooc: ... ohmigawdtheimages *dies* Reeve's kinda trying to make sure Ranmaru doesn't fall, and is petting his head and shoulders. Because he doesn't know what else to do!))
I suppose taking a shower worked then- .... er. Um. Ah... I'm warm!! I'm quite warm, er, thank you, Ranmaru. Really, I- er. Did you want me to... do... something?
((ooc: .... the innocent innuendos! XD Reeve is being so innocent, he doesn't know what to do with his hands now that Ranmaru's pawing at them, and... mustnotthinkoflapfullofsquirmynekoboy!Ranmaru *dies*))
............!! Er... um... are you... sure you should be doing that? Um... Think of ugly things... Palmer naked... Palmer and Heideigger naked... this isn't working! ... Cait? Where's that milk at?
[Looks like somebody drank it all, Reeve. You sit tight an' I'll get s'more, eh? Though I don' think you'll be movin' anytime soon!]
((ooc: ..... *dies. so. MUCH. XD Ohmansoevil. Strikeouts so very gone. Cait's taking lots of photos for future blackmail~ <3))
Um... are you sure you really want to... do... that? Nicer than... ohGaia, think- Palmer, Heidegger, and Hojo naked- this is disgusting, why isn't it working?!? Er.... ah... nice kitty?
((ooc: his voice keeps going up an octave every time Ranmaru is naughty. XD He's just kinda lightly patting Ranmaru on the head- he doesn't wanna be rude and Ranmaru could probably kick his ass if he wanted to. XD And... I'menjoyingthiswaymorethatIshouldbutit'sFUNNY ))
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Ranmaru feels.. fine.. mew.. Why do you ask?
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[I think th' lad sounds more like a real cat th'n I do, Reeve! He's practic'ly purrin', he is! ... kinna cute, really, reckon he'd purr if ya scratched him under th' chin....?]
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--! Cait-kun!! ♥ Purrr.... Ranmaru missed you too!
[ooc; Cue purring and snugglings. X3]
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... That's debatable, Cait. I'm going to hell for this, but... ... would you like some, er, milk?
((ooc: Cue ear scritchies~))
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[ooc; Hand lick! :D]
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... Ah, I'm, er, glad to provide- um. Ah- I- um... How about that milk, hmm? Would you prefer your milk in a cup or saucer? Please say cup, please say cup.... I'm going to kill you, Cait-
((ooc: ... *dies* This is where Reeve looks REALLY confused and decides that feeding Ranmaru will be less embarrassing than getting licked again. XD ))
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[ooc; Don't look now, Reeve. You have a kemonomimi!Ranmaru crawling onto your lap and nuzzling the side of your neck. X3 Ah, the fangirl fodder. Ran's never showing his face after this.]
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[... Reeve? Yer blushin'.]
Shut up before I turn you into a rug. ... Cait, why don't you, er, fetch that milk for Ranmaru? I'm... um... a little occupied right now. Um... nice Ranmaru? Good kitty?
((ooc: ... ohmigawdtheimages *dies* Reeve's kinda trying to make sure Ranmaru doesn't fall, and is petting his head and shoulders. Because he doesn't know what else to do!))
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[ooc; YOU'RETELLINGMEANDHISWORDSAREINNOCENT!!!*dies* ..o god, now he's nuzzling Reeve and trying to paw his hands!]
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((ooc: .... the innocent innuendos! XD Reeve is being so innocent, he doesn't know what to do with his hands now that Ranmaru's pawing at them, and... mustnotthinkoflapfullofsquirmynekoboy!Ranmaru *dies*))
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[ooc; Yep, this is where Ran's straddling Reeve and licking over his ear and neck and purring against it. :D I'm bad, I know.]
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[Looks like somebody drank it all, Reeve. You sit tight an' I'll get s'more, eh? Though I don' think you'll be movin' anytime soon!]
((ooc: ..... *dies. so. MUCH. XD Ohmansoevil. Strikeouts so very gone. Cait's taking lots of photos for future blackmail~ <3))
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[ooc; *IS DEDS*.. nuzzling continues, with some light naughty lower body brushing. X3 Reeve.. prepare to be unintentionally molested.]
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((ooc: his voice keeps going up an octave every time Ranmaru is naughty. XD He's just kinda lightly patting Ranmaru on the head- he doesn't wanna be rude and Ranmaru could probably kick his ass if he wanted to. XD And... I'menjoyingthiswaymorethatIshouldbutit'sFUNNY ))
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[ooc; Or pin him down. XD;;; *dies* PoorReeve!!! Oh boy. Now he's going to nuzzle his nose and stroke his tail over the inside of his legs!!]
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