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Ok so i'm in the computer lab right now. And about 5 min ago a rather large asian man in a gray sweat suit and hiking boots sits down next to me cracking up. Just laughing his ass off. I look at him, then just ignore it. His sweat shirt says San Francisco on it, and it's rather dirty. He is also wearing hiking boots with this lovely attire. Anyway, he is still laughing, rather loud too. Then all of a sudden he says to me "Is today tuesday?!" and i say "yes" then he says "did you know that they give discounts on fried chicken on tuesdays?" (note: he is still laughing). I say no then add that i don't really eat chicken. He rambles on to me about the strangest things. Then asks "do you have a number?" and I say "uhh, like a telephone number." and he laughs saying "haha yeah a phone number." We go back and forth talking about a phone number i'm trying not to give him my number. But he really wants it. Then he says "i'll give you my number." and i'm like "yeah sure i'll take your number" (note: he is still laughing during all of this, and talking quire loud. Loud enough that all kids in the computer lab are now looking at me in sympathy) Then asks for a pen i hand him one. Then for a piece of paper. he writes his number down. And pulls out his phone and says "sooo many missed calls!" and there was one. He then still try's to get a number out of me. By this time the kid across from me says "can you stop bothering my friend." Ya know trying to save me. The lab teachers are even watching by this time. Finally, frank says he needs help so he decides to leave. (oh yeah, his name is frank and i have his phone number) He finally leaves laughing and walking backwards saying random words to me. So he was gone, the kid across from me laughs, as do I. Then the rest of the computer lab pretends they didn't see anything happen. Then Frank comes back, picks up a piece of paper off the ground next to me and is like "i have to call these numbers!" and walks away laughing.

What is it with me, and having strange incounters with asian people?

i must have been on a hidden camera thing. Cause i can't believe that could have happened in real life.