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Feb 28, 2012 02:49

Hello everybody I found the secret to changing your life and living forever, if you are interested please follow these steps.

1. Have a cup of water ready in the morning to drink right away when you wake up. Eat a few bites of trail mix.
2. Brush your teeth
3. Walk around at least 30 minutes during the day with occasional running.
4. Drink a lot of coffee during the day and eat some sort of healthy vegetable thing.
5. Take a bath with steeped green tea, it should turn the water green.
6. Dance around for 10 minutes
7. Brush your teeth
8. Think about relaxing things as you fall asleep
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