Dear LiveJournal patrons,
How's it been?
If anyone's reading this, I sincerely apologize for my reticence. I suspect someone, somewhere, at some point, may have noticed my LiveJournal absence. Unfortunately, I scarcely find the time or energy to browse entries here, let alone post my own. I've had to consolidate the bulk of my social networking to one convenient location for the sake of manageability. Gone are the days when I was a more vociferous online presence. But I never forget.
There have been quite a lot of developments over the last three years, some bordering on mundane, others balls-out staggeringly bizarre, all of which have contributed in some way to my silence. In regards to the latter, friends and acquaintances have repeatedly insisted that I start a blog to share what has already transpired, as well as document any new events as they occur. Plans have been made to adapt the account for an illustrated book, and LiveJournal seems like a safe place to test-drive the story to a more public audience.
So, is there anyone out there who'd be interested in reading a quasipsychotic saga of multidimensional proportions?
Cordially signed,
-The LibrArian