For the Record
I have become aware of one rumor circulating that I feel I should address to the best of my ability.
The rumor states that: orbolus is the illegitimate child of davidkevin and his "stalker ex-girlfriend" dakiwiboid, whom they both refuse to acknowledge the existence of. Also that orbolus is engaging in an elaborate friendish¹ plot (or scheme) to Dramatically² reunite them akin to some real life incarnation of The Parent Trap.
On the subject of my physical conception my response is: I can neither confirm or deny actions I could not have witnessed.
On the subject of the friendish¹ plot I shall say only that this is logically flawed given that both dakiwiboid and davidkevin are happily married any such plot would require dispatching with moosl and nilajean (their respective spouses), likely by means that would certainly be not friendly, and likely be fiendish. Further I state that given the gruesome actions that would be required by any such plot line would result in non-smurfy behavior, I could never support such plot because I oppose all non-smurfy behaviour almost without exception.
I am not privy to any knowledge of any previous romantic (or merely sexual) relationship between dakiwiboid and davidkevin so I can not address the theoretical possible truth of the first part of this rumor.
However I am willing to put the full force of my opinion, and whatever weight it may bear upon all whom read this against the idea that dakiwiboid is stalking davidkevin, evidence I have obtained is the following:
On December 27, 2005 davidkevin states in one public message to dakiwiboid:I've already had to correct one person who thought you were a stalker ex-girlfriend, telling her/him that we never had any such relationship...but has it ever occurred to you that if this is how you look to neutral third-parties, that there's something wrong with the picture you're creating?
I was able to find no record of any such incidence having occurred, however I did discover that wordweaverlynn did one month prior on November, 11th, 2005 describe dakiwiboid in one comment directed to davidkevin, as "your apparent ex". [URL: http://community.livejournal.com/dot_warmfluffy/20824.html?thread=101720#t101720] If this is the individual whom davidkevin speaks of correcting, then davidkevin's addition of the stalker language appears to be "Fiction made up in St. Louis."³. Comments are open should davidkevin wish to respond explaining the inconsistency.
Since I have used the same call sign since 2002, and this is my primary account, I can not be reasonalbly believed to be an sockpuppet under the standard meaning of the term. However I did locate one definition on the World Wide Web that seems to support the possibility that part of this rumor may be true. The definition is here⁴. I wonder if either mentioned parties of this rumor would care to come forward with any knowledge they may have.
Footnotes
1.) Word is non-standard, but is likely legitimate.
2.) Reasoning behind capitalization unknown.
3.) Descriptive language inspired by Senator Edward Kennedy.
4.) The definition appears to be gaining in popularity.
The rumor states that: orbolus is the illegitimate child of davidkevin and his "stalker ex-girlfriend" dakiwiboid, whom they both refuse to acknowledge the existence of. Also that orbolus is engaging in an elaborate friendish¹ plot (or scheme) to Dramatically² reunite them akin to some real life incarnation of The Parent Trap.
On the subject of my physical conception my response is: I can neither confirm or deny actions I could not have witnessed.
On the subject of the friendish¹ plot I shall say only that this is logically flawed given that both dakiwiboid and davidkevin are happily married any such plot would require dispatching with moosl and nilajean (their respective spouses), likely by means that would certainly be not friendly, and likely be fiendish. Further I state that given the gruesome actions that would be required by any such plot line would result in non-smurfy behavior, I could never support such plot because I oppose all non-smurfy behaviour almost without exception.
I am not privy to any knowledge of any previous romantic (or merely sexual) relationship between dakiwiboid and davidkevin so I can not address the theoretical possible truth of the first part of this rumor.
However I am willing to put the full force of my opinion, and whatever weight it may bear upon all whom read this against the idea that dakiwiboid is stalking davidkevin, evidence I have obtained is the following:
On December 27, 2005 davidkevin states in one public message to dakiwiboid:I've already had to correct one person who thought you were a stalker ex-girlfriend, telling her/him that we never had any such relationship...but has it ever occurred to you that if this is how you look to neutral third-parties, that there's something wrong with the picture you're creating?
I was able to find no record of any such incidence having occurred, however I did discover that wordweaverlynn did one month prior on November, 11th, 2005 describe dakiwiboid in one comment directed to davidkevin, as "your apparent ex". [URL: http://community.livejournal.com/dot_warmfluffy/20824.html?thread=101720#t101720] If this is the individual whom davidkevin speaks of correcting, then davidkevin's addition of the stalker language appears to be "Fiction made up in St. Louis."³. Comments are open should davidkevin wish to respond explaining the inconsistency.
Since I have used the same call sign since 2002, and this is my primary account, I can not be reasonalbly believed to be an sockpuppet under the standard meaning of the term. However I did locate one definition on the World Wide Web that seems to support the possibility that part of this rumor may be true. The definition is here⁴. I wonder if either mentioned parties of this rumor would care to come forward with any knowledge they may have.
Footnotes
1.) Word is non-standard, but is likely legitimate.
2.) Reasoning behind capitalization unknown.
3.) Descriptive language inspired by Senator Edward Kennedy.
4.) The definition appears to be gaining in popularity.