Deaaaar Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I put money in benwills's expired parking meter (14 points). Last week I bought porn for notcutoutforyou (10 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for theshithead (-10 points). In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (9 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
Orbital