On the best of Christopher Walken SNL DVD
"North Korea poses a larger threat on most accounts. Why go after Iraq?"
-"Oh, it's pretty logical, Chris... We're doing it alphabetically. Afghanistan, Iraq, North Korea. Next will be Puerto Rico. Then Sweden. We're hoping to finish up with Zimbabwe by 2006."
"I wanna try something..Hey Feith, how would you fix the American economy?"
-"I'd bomb it"
"How would you fix education?"
-"Blow it up"
"What would you do if a deli screwed up your lunch order?"
-"Hrmm. Bomb the deli, invade the deli, assassinate the meatslicers, install a puppet deli government, wait 6 months, blow them up."
Hah.
-"Oh, it's pretty logical, Chris... We're doing it alphabetically. Afghanistan, Iraq, North Korea. Next will be Puerto Rico. Then Sweden. We're hoping to finish up with Zimbabwe by 2006."
"I wanna try something..Hey Feith, how would you fix the American economy?"
-"I'd bomb it"
"How would you fix education?"
-"Blow it up"
"What would you do if a deli screwed up your lunch order?"
-"Hrmm. Bomb the deli, invade the deli, assassinate the meatslicers, install a puppet deli government, wait 6 months, blow them up."
Hah.