The Mysteries of Butt Hair...

[oranjello]

I just left a butt hair comment in a friend's journal and it got me thinking. People who have pets understand butt hair. See, butt hair indicates a lot about your pet. If your pet is blowing its coat, the thick butt hair comes out in chunks, ie chunky butt hair. If your pet has long hair, the butt hair may become problematic and require shaving. When your pet is angry or stressed they can rip the butt hair out. And as a pet owner, this topic not only does not embarass you, it is a topic of interest. To someone who does not own pets, this topic is a sign of insanity.

I am going to brush my dog out right now and go after all the chunky butt hair.