My dog makes me laugh...
I could not sleep last night so I was up and down and restless, finally giving up sleep to get some work done from home. My dog is unphased by all of this and slept through everything. And yet, when I went out to get the paper she still beat me to the door. And somehow in the space of grabbing the paper she manages to take a dump on the neighbor's lawn and take my place on the couch, leaving me the cold cushion. I'd kill her but she is so cute.
