Star Wars - Revenge of the Saber
Revenge of the Saber
Starring
Chris Beswick as
Greg Quinn as
Jamie Corpuz as
Brent Yates as
My Ling Durkop as
Prologue
After defeating his former padawan Beenie Skyrapper and the Jedi Knight O-Blonde Nonobi Darth Somethin-ore-ratha was bestowed a vast thirst for power. Using the intense love affair between himself and the Dark Side of the Force, Darth Somethin-ore-ratha has transformed. Now one with all that is evil and sinister the Sith has brought upon a shadow over the galaxy as Darth Nox.
Napkin Skyrapper, father of the slain padawan Beenie, has received news of his son’s demise at the hands of the traitorous Sith. Hiring the Jedi bounty hunter named Oty Corsa and his trusted assassin droid Lingbot the bereaved father sets out to take down Darth Nox. As the team scours the shadows for the Sith a new imperial power enters the search, not for revenge but to claim Nox’s power for her self…
Meet the Contenders
Darth Nox
Napkin Skyrapper
Empress Laime Orgasma
Oty Corsa
Lingbot
Oty Corsa VS. Darth Nox
“I sense the power of the Sith is present…”
“Correct you are bounty hunter. The power of not just the Sith but of the very Dark Side of the Force itself is present. FEEL MY POWER AND PERISH!”
“I’ve dealt with such trickery before, Master of Evil. I am not fazed by such effects.”
“Feel the blunt end of my saber, fiend!”
“Bah! You’re foolish to charge at me with no intent other than to kill. Where’s your respect for the art of the lightsaber duel, Jedi?”
“I shall teach you respect. I shall show you just how it feels to be charged at with such deadly intent. I shall show you your errors through the shadows of my darkness, my unity with the Dark Side!”
“Better back off… this is a power I may not be able to handle…”
“Correct, Jedi! Allow me to tear you apart with the blunt end of my saber.”
“Does it feel good, Jedi? Now… tell me who has sent you here! I sense no ill will towards me in your mind, this is nothing but another job for Oty Corsa, Jedi Bounty Hunter is it not? Tell me the name of who has sent you after me!”
“His name is Skyrapper and that is all I know.”
“Such low morality for someone tied with the Force. You would be easily turned to the Dark Side… alas my interests are only in this Skyrapper. I feel as if I should release you and so I shall…”
“Oh thank you…”
Oty Corsa VS. Empress Laime Orgasma
“There must have been a reason for why I was released from his grasp so easily… Darth Nox’s reputation is not lined with generosity as much as it is with great villainy. He knows something. I must reach Napkin and report…”
“You shall do no such thing, scum Jedi.”
“The Empire has no stake in this land or my mission. For what reason does a villain such as yourself appear at this time?”
“None of that is of your concern. The nature of my visit here shall remain as a secret. To do so I must, of course, terminate your existence!”
“Lingbot! Send transmission to…”
“ARRGGH!”
Empress Laime Orgasma VS. Lingbot
“Raise your weapon. I wish to fight for the honor of my fallen master…”
“Droid! Do not make me laugh… I just as soon cut you into pieces than give serious strength to fighting you.”
“I have sent the transmission to our client, such as my master meant to request before his termination.”
“You see, now you must fight me. Your anger with my effectiveness will not allow any other course of action.”
“So be it, droid. Prepare for a trip to the scrap pile fore I shall reduce you to mere gears and switches!”
“We shall see about that, Empress Orgasma!”
“There is no option except for defeat, dear gearbox.”
“I am not gearbox…”
“…I am Lingbot.”
“Matters not… for I shall damage your transmission core. Luck has it your signal will be lost before it can be picked up by anyone else…”
“…but I will not dismantle you yet, droid. My target mustn’t see me… I must return to the shadows…”
Darth Nox VS. Lingbot
“Free of one villain and here I see another coming… and to think my transmitter was destroyed only AFTER I received confirmation that the client has arrived on this desolate planet.”
“Hold it, Sith!”
“Another bounty hunter… I take it Skyrapper is angry at me for something… I wonder what I could have done to him to have him send me two bounty hunters…”
“Silence! Feel my blade course through your flesh and rip you in half!”
“Oh no, I’ve been cut…”
“ERRRRRR ERROR ERRRRRR ERROR…”
Darth Nox VS. Napkin Skyrapper
“Sith scum… “
“I have come to avenge my son!”
“You shall have no pleasure, Skyrapper. I am not one to allow vengeance for anyone, especially for the weak Beenie who fell so easily under my saber.”
“YOU LIE!”
“I do not lie. There is truth stained upon every word I speak…”
“Your son was weak against the true evil. He fell from my side and quickly became a part of the Jedi illusion of peace and justice within the galaxy.”
“You seduced him into the darkness… O-Blonde tried to redeem him, not corrupt him.”
“He went willingly into the Dark Side.”
“And I shall willingly go into your chest with my blade, Jedi defect! I shall send you to your son!”
“Surely you can do better. You’re the Dark Side embodied, correct? Do better… hit me. Show that you can go against a master of the lightsaber such as I.”
“As you wish!”
“MY NOSE!”
“Your wish is my command, dear Skyrapper… ha, ha, ha.”
“How the mighty have fallen… ah well, I just might as well end your suffering!”
“Did I mention my incredible strength within the Force? I am a certain match against your shadow powers, Darth Nox. You cannot just merely pierce me…”
“Then I shall eviscerate you, Jedi!”
“Correction. I shall eviscerate you, Sith!”
“This is unexpected…”
“…most unexpected.”
“Oh, about that incredible strength within the Force? Yes, I am the Dark Side. Only a person of evil and villainy can snuff out my raging fire of life. But I believe you do not know what it is to be subjected to the vast power of the Dark Side of the Force… so allow me to present you a small demonstration of the power I wield…”
Darth Nox VS. Napkin Skyrapper - The Shadow Realm of the Dark Side
“Impressive, is it not?”
“Release me from this! I am warning you…”
”You? You are warning me? Do not make me laugh, foolish Jedi. I am not one who is warned, I am one who is warning… who is danger… who is the very concept of hazard!”
“And, alas, this is just a mere taste of what I can do… my power is infinite!”
“Your words are poison! I shall defeat you whether or not my blade surges with evil and villainy such as the likes of yours!”
“Sadly I must depart… you are not worthy of this demonstration, but I sense someone who is… and she is near. You and I will finish our business later…”
Darth Nox VS. Empress Laime Orgasma
“Stalking me, your Excellency? My how high an honor it is to be followed by the likes of you…”
“Darth Nox. I shall enjoy destroying you… see, already you have fallen…”
“Oh… oh this is such a sweet sight. The mighty embodiment of the Dark Side of the Force at my feet, helpless…”
“I shall not fall under your saber, witch! You are nothing but a hag of government corruption! Your saber does not surge with evil and villainy, you cannot destroy the likes of me!”
“Good-bye, Darth Nox. I am to send you from this realm and into the next…”
Darth Nox VS. Empress Laime Orgasma - The Shadow Realm of the Dark Side
“How right you are, fiendish Laime Orgasma…”
“Thank you for giving me the idea of sending us both into the realm of shadow…”
“Silence!”
“Let us battle. Let us use our abilities with a lightsaber to eliminate one of us from the Dark Side of the Force once and for all…”
“As I was saying before… you are nothing more than a corrupt politician! You are not apart of the power that I embody… you are not of the Dark Side of the…”
“Oh. Oh I believe I am apart of the power you embody, dearest Darth Nox. Or should I say that you used to embody… good-bye, Sith.”
“With your body slain by my saber I gain your place as the embodiment of the Dark Side of the Force. I am now the greatest power within the galaxy… Empress Laime Orgasma is now scourge of the universe!”
Empress Laime Orgasma VS. Napkin Skyrapper
“I’ve come to take what you stole from me…”
“Is this a joke? I have stolen nothing of yours, Skyrapper. Be gone before I thrust upon you a deadly reckoning as I did upon the late Darth Nox.”
“Darth Nox’s power was rightfully mine. I do not care for the child of mine which he slain. No I was after the power he possessed… the power you took once you thrust your evil saber through his chest, breaking open his heart and feeding yours with its cruelty and complete blackness… I know I cannot defeat and take the power with my saber alone…”
“…but with two sabers and my dire thirst for power and disregard of decency I shall smite you. Darth Nox’s power is now mine…”
next time…
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