23rd

[orangetoughguy]

Glad that's fucking over with.

[And as soon as this goes up, so does the evidence of his unfortunate encounter with today's curse.]

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[ooc: Just pretend one's in red and one's in blue, Orange Blaze and White Lightning respectively. Orange wins. Needs more 90s era fanfare 8D]

Comments

[pinkfuckingpro]

You took down the old man. Good job, kid. I hope you didn't break his hip.

[whitetwoguns]

Hey. Fuck you.

[pinkfuckingpro]

Hey, I'm just pointing out the statistics of this shit. I mean yeah he got you, but probably only because he's young and quick.

[whitetwoguns]

You need glasses, asshole. I ain't fragile.

[pinkfuckingpro]

Okay, okay. But seriously, you all right?

[whitetwoguns]

Do I sound alright? Shit, Pink. I'm good. It wasn't that bad or nothing.

[pinkfuckingpro]

Gotta make sure. I'd hate to kick a dog when he's down.

[whitetwoguns]

You can but don't go blamin' me when you lose a leg.

[pinkfuckingpro]

Yeah, yeah. Can we move past this metaphor, please?

[whitetwoguns]

Your call. So that was my day. What the fuck did you do?

[pinkfuckingpro]

[You showed him yours (kind of) so...]

I said a fuckload of tongue twisters every time I wanted a fucking smoke.

[whitetwoguns]

Tongue twisters. Fuck. What was the one? Sally Struthers smothers her mother?

[pinkfuckingpro]

Yeah.

[a laugh]

Shit like that.

[whitetwoguns]

Everytime? How many times did that end up to be?

[pinkfuckingpro]

Shit, I usually smoke, what, a pack a day? I couldn't take all that fucking rhyming. I managed half a pack.

[whitetwoguns]

No wonder you're cruising for a bruising.