17th

[orangetoughguy]

HERE LIES MR. ORANGE

HE FINALLY FUCKING DIED

This shit's not funny.

Comments

[srsbusinessk]

...Y'know, I half expected mine to be something like this. Maybe more "He finally stayed dead," but still.

[orangetoughguy]

What?

[srsbusinessk]

It's...Nothing. Never mind.

Nice epitaph.

[orangetoughguy]

You a cat or somethin'?

[srsbusinessk]

Or something.

[orangetoughguy]

Something like what?

[srsbusinessk]

It's..complicated. I am human though, if that...helps.

[orangetoughguy]

So am I but I got this theory I have a superpower; the power to bleed out more than humanly possible. It kind of sucks.

[srsbusinessk]

Kind of explains the epitaph.

How are you still alive?

[orangetoughguy]

Luck? I don't know and I get this idea if I find out then the magic's over.

[srsbusinessk]

Ah, and we can't have that happening. Guess you'll just be a medical mystery. It's probably cooler that way, anyway.

[orangetoughguy]

I'd take supercool over figured out any day. What's your name?

[srsbusinessk]

Sam. Winchester.

Is Mr. Orange your name or just your superhuman alias?

[orangetoughguy]

I was Mr. Orange before I learned I was superhuman, Sam.

[srsbusinessk]

Nice. A bona fide superhero. Gotta say, I'm a little jealous.