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[orangetoughguy]

[Shifty sneaky surveillance video is on, showing a seemingly complacent monkey toy creature beast thing sitting on top of a tool box. Your narrator whispers.]

It's still watching me. [The camera pans around...around...and the monkey's head follows.] This shit is so fucked up, I mean really fucked up, an experiment in Romero fuckin' fear fucked up

Comments

[adamantined]

Maybe if you weren't doing things you weren't supposed to, it wouldn't go all Exorcist on you.

[orangetoughguy]

This bullshit's against union standards.

[adamantined]

So is using a wrench in an inappropriate way, probably.

[orangetoughguy]

Or dustin' the floor off with the air hose?

[adamantined]

Didn't anyone ever teach you about cutting corners to get ahead?

[orangetoughguy]

The boss hasn't said anything.

[adamantined]

I didn't say it was a problem. The monkey says otherwise.

[orangetoughguy]

Fuck what the monkey thinks.

[adamantined]

You should watch your language.

[orangetoughguy]

Why? We're all adults here.

[adamantined]

The monkey. He's watching. Maybe he doesn't appreciate obscenities in his workplace. It's not like he's exactly bursting at the seams with maturity.

[orangetoughguy]

It ain't even his garage.

[adamantined]

Would Chucky care if it wasn't his garage?

[orangetoughguy]

...No.

[adamantined]

There's your answer.

[orangetoughguy]

I still got the air hose, cigarettes, and lots of flammable fluids.