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[orangetoughguy]

[Shifty sneaky surveillance video is on, showing a seemingly complacent monkey toy creature beast thing sitting on top of a tool box. Your narrator whispers.]

It's still watching me. [The camera pans around...around...and the monkey's head follows.] This shit is so fucked up, I mean really fucked up, an experiment in Romero fuckin' fear fucked up

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[whitetwoguns]

What the fuck?

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[orangetoughguy]

It was watchin' me work, man.

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[whitetwoguns]

That why it's havin' a cow?

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[orangetoughguy]

No.

[Actually he's not sure. Maybe he shouldn't have taken a nap on the backseat they extracted from a broke down van.]

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[whitetwoguns]

No.

[Uh huh. That don't sound too convincing.]

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[orangetoughguy]

No.

[How do you convey urgency and all that in just one word??]

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[whitetwoguns]

What did you get into?

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[orangetoughguy]

Nothing? Why, you don't believe me?

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[whitetwoguns]

I believe you. Think it's strange that the fucking thing screams over nothin'.

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[orangetoughguy]

It's pissed it's usually stuck in made for TV movies.

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[whitetwoguns]

Or it takes offense to bein' the monkey on your back.

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[orangetoughguy]

Trust me it wasn't on my back.

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[whitetwoguns]

That's not comin' home.

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[orangetoughguy]

Hell no. Are you there? Check it out just in case.

[Before Freddy gets home so he doesn't have to.]

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[whitetwoguns]

I'm heading there as we speak. We still got the baseball bat.

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[orangetoughguy]

Cool.