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[orangetoughguy]

Steve Rogers and Tony Stark would deny being the best of friends because Steve had America and Tony had his money. At the end of a hard day's work though they had to admit they were pretty good partners. They knew how to assess a target, they knew how to pool their resources, and they knew how to brawl two-on-however many the fuck they needed to.

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[saidrepent]

[What.]

There's no point to this, is there?

[orangetoughguy]

[Oh no not you.]

It's an exercise in imagination.

[saidrepent]

You usually put your exercises out where everyone can see them?

[orangetoughguy]

It's outta my hands man. Shit just wait when it happens to you.

[saidrepent]

When what happens? [Though having already read up on some things, he thinks he might have an idea...]

[orangetoughguy]

When shit you'd never do happens or you wake up too late to check the mirror before you leave on a job and suddenly you're singin' "You're under arrest, sugar."

[saidrepent]

Provided there's anyone to arrest. [But yes, he's been informed of that possibility. Not that he's really willing to believe it just yet.]

This happens often, does it?

[orangetoughguy]

It's not that bad. [Knock on wood.] But you know when it finally hits you? It can get pretty bad.

[saidrepent]

[If only he was the kind of man to believe in luck.]

How bad has it gotten?

[orangetoughguy]

Like I said, guys waking up with tits.

[That's as bad as it gets to Mr. Orange. Oh and:] Zombie craving.

[saidrepent]

[Well, that got his attention.] Zombie craving?

[orangetoughguy]

I've seen that shit played out two different ways, you're either rotting all over the fuckin' place or you're dyin' to take a bite outta the guy next to you.

[saidrepent]

[A look of disgust crosses his face. Congratulations, Orange, you've gotten him to actually emote.]

That sounds worse than an arbitrary sex change.

[orangetoughguy]

You want it to happen so we can compare notes?

[He's managed to avoid the zombie shtick so he's a little biased.]

[saidrepent]

I think I'll pass. [He pauses.] Wouldn't mind being informed if it does happen, though.

[orangetoughguy]

Are you askin' to keep in touch?