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[orangetoughguy]

Steve Rogers and Tony Stark would deny being the best of friends because Steve had America and Tony had his money. At the end of a hard day's work though they had to admit they were pretty good partners. They knew how to assess a target, they knew how to pool their resources, and they knew how to brawl two-on-however many the fuck they needed to.

Comments

[totallyinaband]

Is the 'fondue' here supposed to be a metaphor?

[orangetoughguy]

It's way smoother than grilled cheese.

[totallyinaband]

What is with you and cheese, dude?

[orangetoughguy]

Cheese is great but hey you can fondue with chocolate too.

[totallyinaband]

Now that definitely makes it sound kinky.

[orangetoughguy]

Hey I didn't make it up.

[totallyinaband]

What, you're just writing it down?

[orangetoughguy]

It just kinda came to me. The Steve and Tony thing.

The fondue thing sounds kinky cause it's fuckin' French.

[totallyinaband]

So you're a, uh... fan?

I've never really found things inherently kinkier when they're French.

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah....I'm a fan... [WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT QUESTION.]

The only chicks I ever met who could knot a stem learned it from the French.

[totallyinaband]

I'll take you're word for it, man. Not really my area.

[orangetoughguy]

...Which one?

[totallyinaband]

Chicks.

More than enough experience with fans, though.

[orangetoughguy]

...Oh.

What are you again?

[totallyinaband]

What am I? Kinda a broad question, man.

[orangetoughguy]

I mean what do you do that you got fans man.