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[orangetoughguy]

Steve Rogers and Tony Stark would deny being the best of friends because Steve had America and Tony had his money. At the end of a hard day's work though they had to admit they were pretty good partners. They knew how to assess a target, they knew how to pool their resources, and they knew how to brawl two-on-however many the fuck they needed to.

Comments

[team_sociopath]

This is seriously a sickness.

[orangetoughguy]

What.

[team_sociopath]

I...

Just...

No.

[orangetoughguy]

What man.

[team_sociopath]

No.

[orangetoughguy]

I don't get it.

[team_sociopath]

I'm just gonna... try, really, really hard, to pretend I didn't see this.

[orangetoughguy]

Hey man this ain't even about you, but if you want...

[team_sociopath]

No.

[orangetoughguy]

Are you sure?

[team_sociopath]

Would you like to find out how many times you can be punched in the face in a minute?

I'm pretty sure it's a lot.

[orangetoughguy]

Jesus man chill the fuck out, thanks but fuckin' no thanks.

[team_sociopath]

Yeah, well, keep it in mind if you feel creative again.

[orangetoughguy]

Anyway I bet your brother does the same thing.

[team_sociopath]

He's not big on punching, he's more the lightning type.

[orangetoughguy]

I meant--nevermind.

[YOU'RE ALL TOO YOUNG FOR HIM TO TALK ABOUT THIS.]