so i had this bowl of rice today... it was this package that was like "just heat for 90 seconds in the microwave!" so i ate it today... and it was really dissatisfying... that seems to be a trend recently...
Best friend... This is your lazy best friend who just didn't want to log in... I have a bone to pick with you... Where are my weekly drunk/high dials from you? I try and I try to be a good best friend, let you know I love your awkward drunk messages, but what do I get in return? CRAP! A steaming pile of crap!
Is this because I haven't visited yet? Because I've started to narrow down dates.
Seriously.
Dude.
I miss your awkward face. (Awkward, mainly because of the sexual molestor mustache that lights up my otherwise dull life with hilarity every time I see it.)
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Is this because I haven't visited yet? Because I've started to narrow down dates.
Seriously.
Dude.
I miss your awkward face. (Awkward, mainly because of the sexual molestor mustache that lights up my otherwise dull life with hilarity every time I see it.)
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