See what all the fuzz is about...

[orangesprinkles]

I have been practically living off peach tea from snapple. See what all the fuzz is about. Under every cap, there is a fact. An odd one, but a highly probable to be true fact. lol. Termites can chew through wood twice as quickly if they are listening to rock music. See?! Rock music makes you a go getter. Unless you're me. Then you're a go fucker, go sleeper, or go spender. Or a hate birthdayer. LOL. I hate birthdays. It sucks, and it hasn't even happened yet. I have many bad omens for tomarrow, that I would be surprised if they DIDN'T come true. Just reality folks. Today however, was rotten. It would have been fantabulous, but nothing fits. I have become fatty fatty two by four couldn't fit through the dressing room door. Size twelves don't fit, size fourteens don't fit, and fuck, size sixteen was a squeeze. That is why I am living off snapple tea and salad. Mighty good salad, not just fucking lettuce and cheese. We're talking raspberries and bananas and pineapple and turkey, and then the lettuce and cheese. So take that lettuce and cheese, you just got some friends. ha. yeah. ha. Did at least five hours of walking at the mall today, feelin pretty good about that. Went into all the preppy stores I've never been into. Made myself feel better by going into hot topic and buying two t-shirts. They scoffed at me though, cuz I had tight jeans on and a pink shirt, while carrying a bag from some preppy store I can't remember the name of. I came, I sought and I bought just the same. Fuck those underpaid punk pussies that work there. Ha. Ha ha ha. ha.

Fuck birthdays. All 19 of em I've already had, and all of em that are to come. Yeah, that's right birthdays, fuck you all. I know your conspiracy, the jig is up. Yeah. so pffff. Yeah.