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[orangesister]

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[poor_upbringing]

Hey, if there's drinks, I'll celebrate!

Uh

What are we celebrating again?

[orangesister]

MY INDEPENDENCE of course!!

it's like a birthday but with flags!!

[poor_upbringing]

Awesome!

[poor_upbringing]

So, like, did you just kick out Latveria, then?

[orangesister]

what's a Latveria??

[poor_upbringing]

Uh, it's this country that's run by a psycho dictator that's always messing things up in Eatsern Europe!

...Uh, you are in Eastern Europe, right?

[orangesister]

[orangesister]

I'M UKRAINE

[poor_upbringing]

Right! Okay! I totally knew that!

[orangesister]

where else would I be? the Americas?? near China??

WESTERN EUROPE???

[poor_upbringing]

Sorry! The awesome booze went right to my head! Plus I only paid attention in Geography when there were, like, wars and explosions and things going crazy wrong, so the fact that I don't remember hearing about you is like, a total compliment! It means you've been doing things well!

[orangesister]

um actually there were a lot of wars and a really big explosion

[poor_upbringing]

Well, then it's totally a good thing that I'm going back to school! I'll ask about you in social studies!

[orangesister]

ask them about this Latveria too!! because the closest country I can think of is Latvia and he's

um

actually he's a little twitchy so it's probably a good thing he's not getting any of my alcohol!!

[poor_upbringing]

Okay!

[orangesister]

but as long as he's not a communist he can come celebrate too!!