the things you can learn about someone in 10 minutes
so last night i went out to dinner at passereilo's (spell much?) with chelsea gross and sadaf. afterwards we walked out the back way and were across from the library when this guy (white shoes, shorts to his ankles, 2 huge chain necklaces with crosses, huge shirt, one of those hats things (forget the name)) asked to use one of our cell phones. sadaf's was like sure and handed him her phone. he calls his friend asks "yo where you at?... are you still at the crib... i got the money...time is precious we gotta go." he agrees to call his friend back in 10 minutes after his friend gets dressed. then he asks us if we mind waiting 10 minutes so that he can use sadaf's phone again. she says that it's fine. so in 10 minutes we learn a lot about this guy. he's from the bronx, 100% italien. he begins to tell us all things that he does. "i dance, i sing, ...i strip" excpet that after he said that he sang sadaf started to say "can you show us" except she didn't actully get it out until he had told us that he stripped. Chelsea and I almost died laughing. and no he didn't strip for us. he told us how the guys in moorestown have no respect for the women here and that they need to learn the meaning of "friendship, compassion, companionship, cards, candy, and flowers". he told me that i have sexy feet and that he wants to become a foot massager and that he liked my baby blue nail polish. he also told me that i have a pretty smile. sadaf point blank asked him what he was doing with "the money". he pulls out this wad of cash and gave us some dumb answer. he also complained how the police here always look at him b/c of the way he dresses. he also told us that he's 17 but looks older b/c he's had a "hard life". he informed us of his 5 favorite colors but couldn't remember the 5th one. and the fact that he has a hot pink benz stretch limo. so after 10 minutes he calls his cousin back and tells him cousin how he's holding up 3 "pretty. nice, respectful girls that know how to treat a man". after he had hung up he tells us how he won't wear fubu and goes to show us his belt. honestly we all thought he was going to take his pants off. i was like okkk we have to go. i had no intention of staying there longer to talk.
but still afterwards it was so funny. kinda really creapy. and sadaf, please will you show us? oh god. moorestown. but hey it was an interesting night.
but still afterwards it was so funny. kinda really creapy. and sadaf, please will you show us? oh god. moorestown. but hey it was an interesting night.