30 Seconds of Theology

Aug 31, 2007 13:28

I'm about to change jobs (for the better) and lately have been meditating about what exactly I'm suited for in life.

My thoughts inevitably stray. I notice how people really like to get text messages from their lover. They get sort of squirmy and excited and then go to work on their cell phone keypads with a secretive amorousness that is difficult to disguise, even at a bus stop. I imagine telephone companies promoting this sort of thing with a slogan like

"the thumb is an erogenous zone."
I think these thoughts might be God telling me to go into marketing. Does God tell people that they need to become marketers? I'm not sure the imaginary landscape demarcated by my cosmology provides a horizon for such a happening. I might sit down to rethink my cosmology, but I think I'd just get distracted again.
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