LotS: Eternity
I'm a couple weeks behind, trying to put off the finale of Legend of the Seeker but now I want to catch up so I can watch the finale and not get spoiled. So I figured I'd type up my thoughts on these last few episodes as we wrap up a show that was never given a fair chance.
"Eternity"
- Cara has a son? That came out of left field. I definitely don't trust this chick, I don't care if they are past BFFs.
- WHOA okay they were more than BFFs! But, then again, if you were trapped in a castle with only ladies your whole life, you'd have to take it where you could get it.
- "A girl that can take out a dozen D'Haran soldiers, just like her mother"
- "You kiss me like that, I feel that judgement slipping away"
- Yeah, I'm sure Zedd slept through all that LOL, he probably had a front row seat. Dirty old man. ;-)
- I have a bad feeling this chick is not gonna survive this episode. Cara's love interests never make it very far.
- Wait a minute...wasn't this an episode of the original Star Trek? Like, all these hippies that acted "happy" then went evil on the away team? Or maybe I'm thinking of The Time Machine...
- STONE OF TEARS!!!!!!
- Um, so if Richard takes the stone....won't they all DIE? I see an issue.
- You know, for the first generation, they had some really good dental coverage.
- Aaaaand there's the crazy. At least they didn't pretend to be normal very long.
- Must be humid in the valley, Richard's hair lost all the poof it had when they were in the cave together.
- BETRAYER! Poor Cara, she cannot win in the love category.
- Rahl! You frakkin' bastard!
- Is that the standard issue Mord Sith underwear?
- Oh Rahl, don't do this. She's gonna get out and she's gonna be pissed.
- Stupid valley.
- Cara has SEEN the Seeker stop his quest to help plenty of random people, why would she believe Rahl's nay-saying?
- Man, maybe if they had done this lesbian thing sooner, they could have gotten that cherished 18-24 male demographic...
- Also a good dental plan - the Mord Sith. Considering how much abuse they have to take in their training, it's impressive how good their teeth look. Or maybe they all wear dentures...
- Don't look down!!!!!
- KAHLAN!!!!
- WTF? Frakkin' Guardians. I should say "Guardians" with air quotes.
- That guy has crazy eyes. He's creeping me out.
- WTF??? Okay, that erect Agiel is just...obscene.
- Stay focused, Richard! He's such a boy "wait...we can have sex now? Forget the rest of the world!" I'm going to hope this is part of the spell.
- LOL! Welcome to our garden, here have some fruit!
- One ring to bind them...
- OMG it's a social networking ring! haha.
- Wow, she cleaned up pretty well after all that abuse. Lord Rahl must keep a lot of concealer on hand.
- w00t, go Cara!!!! Kick some ass.
- wtf, why did he decide to ask the two sketchiest looking guys in the forest? A bit naive, is he?
- hm, actually that's a pretty good idea, taking the Stone...
- NOOOOOOOO CARA!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!
- Dammit Cara, you are so stronger than this!
AH! Time for Unbroken!
"Eternity"
- Cara has a son? That came out of left field. I definitely don't trust this chick, I don't care if they are past BFFs.
- WHOA okay they were more than BFFs! But, then again, if you were trapped in a castle with only ladies your whole life, you'd have to take it where you could get it.
- "A girl that can take out a dozen D'Haran soldiers, just like her mother"
- "You kiss me like that, I feel that judgement slipping away"
- Yeah, I'm sure Zedd slept through all that LOL, he probably had a front row seat. Dirty old man. ;-)
- I have a bad feeling this chick is not gonna survive this episode. Cara's love interests never make it very far.
- Wait a minute...wasn't this an episode of the original Star Trek? Like, all these hippies that acted "happy" then went evil on the away team? Or maybe I'm thinking of The Time Machine...
- STONE OF TEARS!!!!!!
- Um, so if Richard takes the stone....won't they all DIE? I see an issue.
- You know, for the first generation, they had some really good dental coverage.
- Aaaaand there's the crazy. At least they didn't pretend to be normal very long.
- Must be humid in the valley, Richard's hair lost all the poof it had when they were in the cave together.
- BETRAYER! Poor Cara, she cannot win in the love category.
- Rahl! You frakkin' bastard!
- Is that the standard issue Mord Sith underwear?
- Oh Rahl, don't do this. She's gonna get out and she's gonna be pissed.
- Stupid valley.
- Cara has SEEN the Seeker stop his quest to help plenty of random people, why would she believe Rahl's nay-saying?
- Man, maybe if they had done this lesbian thing sooner, they could have gotten that cherished 18-24 male demographic...
- Also a good dental plan - the Mord Sith. Considering how much abuse they have to take in their training, it's impressive how good their teeth look. Or maybe they all wear dentures...
- Don't look down!!!!!
- KAHLAN!!!!
- WTF? Frakkin' Guardians. I should say "Guardians" with air quotes.
- That guy has crazy eyes. He's creeping me out.
- WTF??? Okay, that erect Agiel is just...obscene.
- Stay focused, Richard! He's such a boy "wait...we can have sex now? Forget the rest of the world!" I'm going to hope this is part of the spell.
- LOL! Welcome to our garden, here have some fruit!
- One ring to bind them...
- OMG it's a social networking ring! haha.
- Wow, she cleaned up pretty well after all that abuse. Lord Rahl must keep a lot of concealer on hand.
- w00t, go Cara!!!! Kick some ass.
- wtf, why did he decide to ask the two sketchiest looking guys in the forest? A bit naive, is he?
- hm, actually that's a pretty good idea, taking the Stone...
- NOOOOOOOO CARA!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!
- Dammit Cara, you are so stronger than this!
AH! Time for Unbroken!