oh yeah... im sweet
i am as graceful as.... yeah....
so tonight i finished my english paper, and i thought to myself "yeah its pouring outside, but i can make it there, no problem."
so i gathered all my papers, a folder to protect my paper, popped up my hood, got on my flipflops and got ready to book it out of my front door to my car.
now... for those of you who dont know my house very well, on the street side of the sidewalk, the ground slopes, its nothing drastic, but if its raining, youll slide a bit.
i forgot that tiny tidbit.
so... i opened the door, jumped off my porch (it was quite a sight) and booked it down my side walk, i was almost there... just in reach of the street.... and WHOOSH!!!!
i WIPED...repeat...WIPED OUT.
my left foot flew in the air, my right slid off to the side and bent at the knee, my arms tucked in and protected my paper as though it were my child, and i landed FLAT ON MY WHITE ASS.
my brand new blue jeans are now in the washer. the mud mark on my ass is so big... and thick... theres a clump of mud on my right knee and a huge smear on my left thigh. its really quite amusing. my purse is also COVERED in mud, the contents are fine(not that it would be a huge deal if they wernt) and my hoodie is also in the washer just because it needed it.
also... i might add, my ass got so wet, that it soaked through my jeans and got the entirity of the ass of my underwear wet. they are also currently in the washer... im sure you all wanted to know that... but it just adds to the amusing quality of the story.
*sigh*
ahh yes, im graceful... and awesome.
needless to say, my paper will be turned in tomorrow afternoon after i get off work, and before i go to target.
toodles!
so tonight i finished my english paper, and i thought to myself "yeah its pouring outside, but i can make it there, no problem."
so i gathered all my papers, a folder to protect my paper, popped up my hood, got on my flipflops and got ready to book it out of my front door to my car.
now... for those of you who dont know my house very well, on the street side of the sidewalk, the ground slopes, its nothing drastic, but if its raining, youll slide a bit.
i forgot that tiny tidbit.
so... i opened the door, jumped off my porch (it was quite a sight) and booked it down my side walk, i was almost there... just in reach of the street.... and WHOOSH!!!!
i WIPED...repeat...WIPED OUT.
my left foot flew in the air, my right slid off to the side and bent at the knee, my arms tucked in and protected my paper as though it were my child, and i landed FLAT ON MY WHITE ASS.
my brand new blue jeans are now in the washer. the mud mark on my ass is so big... and thick... theres a clump of mud on my right knee and a huge smear on my left thigh. its really quite amusing. my purse is also COVERED in mud, the contents are fine(not that it would be a huge deal if they wernt) and my hoodie is also in the washer just because it needed it.
also... i might add, my ass got so wet, that it soaked through my jeans and got the entirity of the ass of my underwear wet. they are also currently in the washer... im sure you all wanted to know that... but it just adds to the amusing quality of the story.
*sigh*
ahh yes, im graceful... and awesome.
needless to say, my paper will be turned in tomorrow afternoon after i get off work, and before i go to target.
toodles!