The Hypocrite's Anti-Smoking Campeign
My uncle had a twopence
we gave him sixty-four
the bear is white, cows are ugly
and mathmatics is a bore
One day I went to Albaquarque
oops I'll have trouble rhyming
oh wait, turkey
what perfect timing
If oranges rot in subway trains
and apples fall from lala planes,
how many times can we count the grains
before the fruitful water drains?
But only potters own a bonzi tree
so you see, i must agree
that four small children playing tag
must not be taught to smoke a fag
Kelly claims this is the best poem I have ever written. i am uncertain of how to take this information. We shall have to wait for Mr. Totten's imput on the glorious piece.
we gave him sixty-four
the bear is white, cows are ugly
and mathmatics is a bore
One day I went to Albaquarque
oops I'll have trouble rhyming
oh wait, turkey
what perfect timing
If oranges rot in subway trains
and apples fall from lala planes,
how many times can we count the grains
before the fruitful water drains?
But only potters own a bonzi tree
so you see, i must agree
that four small children playing tag
must not be taught to smoke a fag
Kelly claims this is the best poem I have ever written. i am uncertain of how to take this information. We shall have to wait for Mr. Totten's imput on the glorious piece.