The FC - HBO's newest late late night drama starring [this bitch]
It has been determined that there are far too many shows about Orange County and far too few shows about it's east coast equivalent. So Christine and I, with some help from Joey Palmer, have decided to create our own show entitled the FC. No need to be creative, creativity is never rewarded in the world of pop culture, it's all about recycling old ideas anyways.
The basic idea of the show is a scripted "non-scripted" drama, of which I will be the narrator. This is because:
a) I'm better than you
aaannnd
b) I'm never actually around so the only way I can make it into the show is if I serve as narrator.
While writing the script I will be sure to include new slang terms that will be picked up by tweens everywhere, thus making us cool at seventh grade lunch tables across the land. Though they might not be allowed to watch. We were considering pitching the idea to MTV, but realized HBO would be a better choice, so yours truly can be as vulgar as I like.
The word "slore" will NOT be uttered on my show. Maybe in the outtakes if I'm taking a break from my permanent PMS(have to keep the drama up somehow).
So, my new word is bitch. Okay, bitch? I have adopted it and made it my own. Because that's hot, bitch.
I am the Nicole to Christine's Paris. Mainly because I'm trashier than her. This was determined today by the fact that I was wearing ripped jeans while she was wearing large glasses and other items that were much classier.
Other things that were determined today:
1) My tiara is awesome. Christine approved. That's all I needed... seriously... the picture doesn't do the tiara justice.
2) I need a purple dress. Not lilac purple or deep purple, I'm talking royalty purple. Because I am the princess. And Christine approved. Yes, I'm looking already for the semi-formal. Couldn't hurt.
3) Everyone could stand to learn a thing or two from Amanda Bynes. Have determined that in order to snag the man of my dreams I must become a man and fall in love while being a man. Quite long to explain, but just watch She's the Man and you'll see the most unrealistic yet highly desiralbe developement of relationship I could imagine. If it worked in the movie it must be fool proof.
I will update at some point along the way. Well, only if I don't forget about you little people. Could happen.
Love ya, bitches.
The basic idea of the show is a scripted "non-scripted" drama, of which I will be the narrator. This is because:
a) I'm better than you
aaannnd
b) I'm never actually around so the only way I can make it into the show is if I serve as narrator.
While writing the script I will be sure to include new slang terms that will be picked up by tweens everywhere, thus making us cool at seventh grade lunch tables across the land. Though they might not be allowed to watch. We were considering pitching the idea to MTV, but realized HBO would be a better choice, so yours truly can be as vulgar as I like.
The word "slore" will NOT be uttered on my show. Maybe in the outtakes if I'm taking a break from my permanent PMS(have to keep the drama up somehow).
So, my new word is bitch. Okay, bitch? I have adopted it and made it my own. Because that's hot, bitch.
I am the Nicole to Christine's Paris. Mainly because I'm trashier than her. This was determined today by the fact that I was wearing ripped jeans while she was wearing large glasses and other items that were much classier.
Other things that were determined today:
1) My tiara is awesome. Christine approved. That's all I needed... seriously... the picture doesn't do the tiara justice.
2) I need a purple dress. Not lilac purple or deep purple, I'm talking royalty purple. Because I am the princess. And Christine approved. Yes, I'm looking already for the semi-formal. Couldn't hurt.
3) Everyone could stand to learn a thing or two from Amanda Bynes. Have determined that in order to snag the man of my dreams I must become a man and fall in love while being a man. Quite long to explain, but just watch She's the Man and you'll see the most unrealistic yet highly desiralbe developement of relationship I could imagine. If it worked in the movie it must be fool proof.
I will update at some point along the way. Well, only if I don't forget about you little people. Could happen.
Love ya, bitches.