May 23, 2008 16:00
1. My grandma saw "Atonement" a few days ago and asked me what I'd thought of it (I saw it twice in theaters and bought the book). Please Grandma, do not ask me my opinion on a movie whose plot evolves around the word "cunt."
2. I burned a CD for my dad, first loading it into iTunes. What genre does iTunes categorize the Notre Dame Marching Band's music as? Why, metal, of course. Close, but no cigar, iTunes. Just because there's a section called "brass" doesn't make it metal. (Please send me an angry Scandinavian metal version of "Notre Dame Our Mother" immediately.)