people and dogs
most people are complete idiots when it comes to dogs. i know this because i used to be one. but seriously, it's painful. like a stabbing pain in my eye, like someone is stabbing my eye, stabbing it and stabbing it and stabbing it, with something very sharp and stabby, blinding, searing, throbbing pain, eye juice spraying everywhere, screaming, thrashing, flames...flames...on the side of my face...heaving...breathless...heaving breaths...