OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[orangelemon]

I just received an emailed message (it also came as a pop-up) that SECRET EMAIL SPYING TECHNOLOGY IS BEING USED ON ME. Imagine how freaky - thank God I had the opportunity to rectify the problem

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[jtdiii]

It is neither of those bush league organizations... in fact it is the underpants gnomes.

For years they have been relying on agents stationed in laundromats and laundry rooms scattered across the country to identify likely targets. However with the advent of the internet they are now using spyware to determine who has been purchasing interesting undies.

Thus if you have been making any special purchases for the holidays, watch your laundry closely or in the dead of the night the gnomes may strike...