holidays are overrated

[orangefizz]

so i saw this crazy guy in montrose

and he had only 3 fingers on each hand

and he walked up behind people and touched their hair

then they'd turn around and freak out

it was funny until this one lady sprayed him with mace

he obviously couldn't see for the mace and whatnot

and he stepped into the street and got hit by a white suv.

there was all this blood and the car drove away and left him bleeding to death

everyone wandered into the street to watch him choke to death on his own blood.

i wish.