May 14, 2005 15:49
so last night at the dienasties show, i had a little to drink, and a lot of smokes, and on the way home with james, i came to the conclusion that it would be a good idea to stop at the hospital where my mom works. so we go around the back of the emergency room, where the ambulances park and i punch in the code and we stroll into the E.R. like we know whats up. suddenly i realized that it was 11:30 and i didn't regonize a single fucking nurse or doctor on the night shift, who, by the way, are staring at us like we're ready to rob them for the Valium or something. i coughed up some half-assed excuse about us needing to find a gas station while james just laughed. then we left.
"do you WANT me to pull this car over?!?"