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This one's for you, Japple ;-)
Now listen, and listen carefully. You kicked me out of your life. You said goodbye 57 times. Now, I shall avenge my good name. I am holding your beanie pillow hostage. If you want it back, you have to give BG a big hug, and proclaim your love for him, and let me take a picture, and let me make flyers, and have you sign them, and post them evrywhere on campus . . . or you can just give me five bucks. If you fail to comply, this will be you, mourning your dear pillow forever:
Don't let this happen to you.
I do not want to harm your pillow, but if you fail to comply, I will be forced to something utterly cruel:
Don't disappoint me.
Now listen, and listen carefully. You kicked me out of your life. You said goodbye 57 times. Now, I shall avenge my good name. I am holding your beanie pillow hostage. If you want it back, you have to give BG a big hug, and proclaim your love for him, and let me take a picture, and let me make flyers, and have you sign them, and post them evrywhere on campus . . . or you can just give me five bucks. If you fail to comply, this will be you, mourning your dear pillow forever:
Don't let this happen to you.
I do not want to harm your pillow, but if you fail to comply, I will be forced to something utterly cruel:
Don't disappoint me.