Hyde~誕生日おめでとう~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAIDO-SAMA~~
It is now around 4 o'clock pm, January 29th in Japan. Yarsh! Its Hyde's special day today!
I was originally going to do Hyde graphics but noooo this *stabs socials and French* just had to be in the way.
But fear not! For I bring Haido Happy~ I wonder what he is doing...hmm.........yes i can see it now...
(somewhere in Japan we see Hyde in his house)
Hyde: *karaoke-ing and drinking with Laruku and people*
(ding-dong)
Hyde: *goes to open the door*
(the camera goes to the unusual big present at the door bigger than Haido himself)
Hyde: What is this? *tugs at the ribbon*
(the box shakes and out comes an angel)
Gackt: I Bring you porn!!!! ^^
Director: CUT!!!! Its PG-13, Gackt!!! *shakes fist*
Gackt: er...gomen...*goes back into box*
Director: Present scene-take two!
(the box shakes and out comes an angel)
Gackt: Happy Birthday Haido-chan!!!!! ^^
Narrator: Then, as a matter of 2 seconds, Hyde manages to kick everyone out his house, drag Gackt inside, lock the door, close the curtains, and they both did lovely things to each other that no one has ever done before. The End.
Now on to Haido Happy part 2~
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I just had to add this one in...