stolen from stephen.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I put money in dneesons's expired parking meter (14 points). In February I donated bone marrow to carpe____diem in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole sodge's purse (30 points). In May I put gum in jadarz's hair (-12 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for likeamemory (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (342 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
orange_hi_liter